Silver Tongue

tanoraqui:

harlequin-nepeta:

sylph-of-twerk:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

what if tumblr was red

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wait i made more

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my 3666th post is a tumblr hemospectrum

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mutant tumblr

oh my god

I’m really far back in my blog for…reasons…and reblogging this in representative honor of every post about Homestuck that I reblogged before knowing literally anything about Homestuck. Ah, those lost, happy days…

 - Welcome to Game Grumps may I take your order

sehuns-ass-cheeks:

him: i have a mommy kink
me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy?
him: yeah
me: why all these damn dishes in the sink

just-shower-thoughts:

Is there a weird kid in Japanese schools who is outcast for watching American TV and not wearing a hello kitty backpack and he watches regular live action porn and everyone is like who’s the fucking weirdo?

dragonslayer-slayer:
“ scribbleowl:
“ philhollywood:
“ unassumingvenusaur:
“ This is the cover of today’s Washington Post Express…
” ”
Luddites: This new technology is awful! Nobody goes outside anymore! Nobody knows their neighbors! We’re all...

dragonslayer-slayer:

scribbleowl:

philhollywood:

unassumingvenusaur:

This is the cover of today’s Washington Post Express…

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Luddites: This new technology is awful! Nobody goes outside anymore! Nobody knows their neighbors! We’re all isolated zombies!!

** Pokemon Go launches **

Luddites: This new technology is awful! All theses kids keep trespassing everywhere, getting in the way of normal people. Why don’t they go somewhere I don’t have to see or acknowledge them??

Apokelypse

wanderingberserker:

//So let me see if I get this straight…

Jack Morrison was supposedly dead, but is actually alive as Soldier 76.

Genji Shimada was supposedly dead, but is actually alive as a cyborg.

Gabriel Reyes was supposedly dead, but is actually alive as Reaper.

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Dang blast it! Isn’t anybody in this dad-gummed game dead?

Ana Amari:

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thewinterwulf:

i swear xkit if putting some stuff onto my main blog instead of my other one even though the blog i want to put it on is selected in the reblog button thingy >:S

It sometimes does that if the blog is new. You have to log out and log back in to fix it

krudman:
“ Shhhhh, don’t tell your mother~
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krudman:

Shhhhh, don’t tell your mother~

wingogo:
“ the new sun and moon pokes continue to be my faves
am so psyched for a canon bootleg ‘mon
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wingogo:

the new sun and moon pokes continue to be my faves

am so psyched for a canon bootleg ‘mon

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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