butttoucherboy:

shinjiboi:

Hello yes welcome to the Netherlands where our trains get canceled because there’s a snorlax on the track

I CANT EVEN

THIS IS MY COUNTRY Y’ALL.

d-kitsune:

Playing with Mimikkyu’s form-

buttart:

artitties:

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

His throbbing flesh bus was ready to drive into her tunnel

jake-englished:

pokemon go is singlehandedly shaping the entire fuckdamn globe. places looking for hire are listing “active pokemon go gym nearby” as a perk of the job. bars are placing lures at nearby pokestops to attract customers. dog shelters are taking advantage of the trend to get people to walk the dogs while they play. this is the most positive possible outcome of pokemon’s wild popularity i love it so much

awesomenerdyfangirl:

allieinarden:

virtuouspagans:

whenever I feel bad about having a weird name I remind myself that C.S. Lewis’ middle name was Staples 

When I was a kid, one of my family members quoted the first line of Dawn Treader—“There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it"—and I said, “Brave words from a man whose name was Clive Staples Lewis,” and my mom lost it. 

THIS POST CHANGED MY LIFE.

imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

arcanetheorist:

DISTURB NOT THE HARMONY OF FIRE, ICE, OR LIGHTNING, LEST THESE TITANS WREAK DESTRUCTION UPON THE WORLD IN WHICH THEY CLASH. THOUGH THE WATER’S GREAT GUARDIAN WILL RISE TO QUELL THE FIGHTING, ALONE ITS SONG WILL FAIL, THUS THE EARTH SHALL TURN TO ASH

bolloxtothat:

Mimikyu’s still a creepycute either way

dangerbooze:

silent-calling:

@dangerbooze
More helpful info, this time how to track Pokémon effectively.

Oh thank God. I need this. We all fucking need this.