Silver Tongue

rubynyoro-n:

Really glad this is the way a bunch of my friends that I haven’t seen in ages will find out I’m trans

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ghost-mantis:

writing-prompt-s:

The Robot Apocalypse came. Cities are empty, you stayed since you’re almost out of insulin and will die soon anyway. The robots find you and while processing you one of them sees your insulin pump and asks if you want to apply for dual citizenship, since the pump technically makes you a cyborg.

Suddenly all the people with prosthetics, wheelchairs, implants, and the like are getting the accommodations and help they need without having to be poor or locked away in a care center. This is an apocalypse I can get behind!

demi-pixellated:

100 years, but they’re still the same children

helloimpyro:

helloimpyro:

i like to imagine that part of the mercs contracts is to pose with every new cosmetic for a photo shoot to make pictures like the ones on the wiki and spys pictures make me laugh the most bc some of them look like hes having the time of his life and getting really in character

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but in most of them he looks like hes telling himself “they are not paying me enough for this” and that hes secretly dying inside

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holy shit you are SO right

manga-and-stuff:

I love how tumblr wasn’t even able to, or didn’t even try to get Paypal or google play or something on board to handle the Post+ payments.

No, they straight up went: “just give us your credit card info, don’t worry, it’s save with us, we promise.”

Knowing tumblr, they probably store all that info in plain text, in a file called “pls don’t steal this or our lawyers will have a freaking aneurysm”

You know… the same way they tried to stop people from downloading MP3s…

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zum1udontno:
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chefpyro:

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congrats to constipated goku from 5 years ago for getting his wish