copperbadge:

awesome-picz:

Meet Fox Dog, A Pomeranian-Husky Mix Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm.

This dog is a character in a video game. They have a quest item for me, or possibly are going to be my traveling companion. 

I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH ALL THREE OF MY ALOTTED LIVES, FOX DOG. 

hexmaniacmareen:

siderealsandman:

thewordywarlock:

lornacrowley:

undercitytwerkteam:

the tumblr fandom apparently forgets that junkrat and roadhog are actual violent criminals and not just Wacky Adventure Bros

their violent crimes canonically include hijacking ice cream trucks/accidental insurance fraud/literally stealing candy from children, people preferring to play up their endearing/comic relief traits over their Super Grim Dark ones honestly does not seem like that dire of a misinterpretation 

there’s official art of roadhog drinking from a dainty teacup and running away carrying an armful of stolen stuffed animals, and two of junkrats hero slides show him 1. hitting himself in the balls and 2. performing a rocket jump with childlike glee

the tumblr fandom apparently forgets that the Super Mario Brothers are actual violent Goomba killing criminals and not just Wacky Adventure Bros

how do u ACCIDENTALLY commit insurance fraud

The only scenario I can think of is someone owning a horse that’s insured and the losing it in a bet. Then being tricked into buying it, thinking it’s a different horse of a purer breed, and getting it insured for way more than it originally was.

korolevcross:

argumate:

Hmm, apparently women have weaker grip strength than men.

I wonder why.

I wonder what men are doing that gives them such iron grips.

It must be something that starts early in adolescence.

Regular, intense bursts of gripping activity… hmm. I wonder what it could be.

my-name-is-hilarious:

“it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway” one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.

They all say “no homo” before doing the deed

kowabungadoodles:

Ok it’s time for a poll! Reblog your Birb- Go INSTINCT!

Valor - Mystic

anthonyholden:

By definition, all my jokes have to be dad jokes.

I DIDN’T ASK TO BECOME THIS THING!!!

(more comics here.)

socialanxietymouse:

Yep.

This is the Liebowitz Social Anxiety Scale Test.

Level of social anxiety isn’t a competition - but this is a useful tool for getting an idea for yourself, and for others to get a glimmer of what social anxiety disorder means in day to day life.

rottenchicken:

A new member joins the “dead but not really“ club

goboiano:

Every single person during the Summer of 2016

just-shower-thoughts:

Everyone posting on Facebook about how much data Pokémon Go collects seems to have forgotten that they’re posting on Facebook.