Silver Tongue

Wow, he blocked me.
He posted on my tag and blocked me when I called him out on it.

plantain-emoji:

scootsenshi:

dlubes:

maryjblige:

https://instagram.com/p/BGuNSlExt0E/

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“that’ll be 120 dollars”

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21.73 and a whole party can enjoy

That gold rose pretty well

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

mx-bones:
“there she be
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Is she gonna be calling a computer “daddy?”

mx-bones:

there she be

Is she gonna be calling a computer “daddy?”

How Marvel does casting
Auditioner: hi my name is Chris-
Directors: -you're hired

justchasingghosts:

he has great accidental timing

deep-sea-prince:

ALL I DID WAS USE AN INCENSE

FUCK YOU