Silver Tongue

Wow, he blocked me.
He posted on my tag and blocked me when I called him out on it.

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scootsenshi:
dlubes:
maryjblige:
https://instagram.com/p/BGuNSlExt0E/
“that’ll be 120 dollars”
21.73 and a whole party can enjoy
That gold rose pretty well

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

mx-bones:

there she be

Is she gonna be calling a computer “daddy?”

justchasingghosts:

good point

How Marvel does casting

Auditioner: hi my name is Chris-

Directors: -you're hired

justchasingghosts:

he has great accidental timing

deep-sea-prince:

ALL I DID WAS USE AN INCENSE

FUCK YOU