jrpg final boss options

spacetwinks:

  • your dad
  • god
  • your dad who is god

The person you met at the very beginning who got curbed stomped as a tutorial and was never seen again

kardashiansfuckyeah:

LMAO BEST TWITTER CONVERSATION OF 2015

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Undertail has Platinum levels of escalation where the keeps tricking you into thinking that you are fighting the final boss in the next final boss is even bigger than the last

67. The reason UndYne and Asgore use a spear and a trident respectively is because it gives them reach. Humans are so powerful it’s extremely dangerous to get close to them but having them at a weapon’s reach means it’s easier to fight and not get hurt. The dog knights use short-range weapons as they aren’t monsters and actually stand a chance against a human.

thatonegojimun:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

that took a million tries to post correctly lmao but have a sad

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ask-whitebag:

I don’t know why I ever acted like you were the same person.

have you gotten true ending yet? i don't wanna accidentally spoil anyhitng in my asks

betty-the-murder-mare:

sweet-poni:

betty-the-murder-mare:

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

I can’t beat muffet. It’s been 3 days. Sob.

Same. Looked up her wiki. If you buy one of her 9999g items, she won’t battle you and let you pass. Otherwise you have to try to survive for 17 turns. (I can’t make it pass 8…)

Farming gold. Yaaaay.

or if you bought one of the spider donuts in the beginning and haven’t eaten it yet, you just have to stall. She’ll eventually get a note saying that you bought something, etc etc etc.

HA. ; u ;  I ate that stuff before I reached snowdin. Only got one of each too. I was such a fool.

If you eat it on the battle, muffet accuses you of stealing it. But yea, a lot of food should be used in specific battles

have you gotten true ending yet? i don't wanna accidentally spoil anyhitng in my asks

sweet-poni:

betty-the-murder-mare:

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

I can’t beat muffet. It’s been 3 days. Sob.

Same. Looked up her wiki. If you buy one of her 9999g items, she won’t battle you and let you pass. Otherwise you have to try to survive for 17 turns. (I can’t make it pass 8…)

Farming gold. Yaaaay.

or if you bought one of the spider donuts in the beginning and haven’t eaten it yet, you just have to stall. She’ll eventually get a note saying that you bought something, etc etc etc.

If you don’t buy one, it takes longer but she gets a note that says you don’t hate spiders

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

glowsatnight:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gocartoonsandstuff:

Some things never change. 

THESE CUTE DORKS

Go ninja, go ninja, go!

Truly, the greatest thing that Vanilla Ice ever did…