just-shower-thoughts:

“Firefly” uses an opposite pair of words than “waterfall”

Well shit, I can’t use augmented reality on Pokemon go because my new phone does not have a gyroscope

bunney:

its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me

I think it’s beautiful. If you told me in 2001 that I would have friends in Canada I can talk to for free, I would have punched you in the shins.

kagami-cookie:

geckopirateship:

silver-tongues-blog:

“matpat gave the pope undertale” sounds way different than “matpat met the pope while representing the YouTube gaming community and it’s customary to give the pope a gift that’s reflective of the culture your represent and he chose undertale, a game about choices, consequences and reflect and peace/love”

Yeah, “matpat met the pope while representing the YouTube gaming community” is actually even more ridiculous so I’m not sure context makes this one better

What if matpat gave him fnaf instead

He considered it but then felt a story about murdered children seeking revenge wouldn’t be appropriate to give to the pope

samuellbnoble:

berrodtherapscallion:

cobo4231:

sirartwork:

davidrazi:

roachpatrol:

vintar:

i’ve found my new favourite author

SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION

THESE ARE REAL
THIS EXISTS
WHY AREN’T I PUBLISHING BOOKS
KIDS YOU CAN BE ANYTHING
CHUCK TINGLE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

Yeah my female friends keep talking about these books and my male roommate keeps talking about Zelda and I…

Stay tuned for his next epic: TriForcing Your Way into my Shadow Temple

This just got better and better as I scrolled down…

LOL

Jesus Christ the last one

summer-of-like:

3oh!3′s lyric “so tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” is better than 21 pilots’ entire discography

z-raid:

vaigh:

iverbz:

I hate everything about this

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

Shark: Hey, that’s Phil- HONEY! PHIL’S ON TV!!

vangoghkid:

fkatwigs:

i wonder who my richest follower is

fun game: let’s see who can transfer me the largest sum of money

clientsfromhell:

I work at a place that makes stickers, either from pre-made designs on our store, or custom ones. A couple comes in looking for some lettering.

Client: We were looking to have some stickers designed.

Me: I can do that for you. What are you after?

Client: We want some word stickers. We found a font we liked we want you to use.

Me: Great. What’s the font?

Client: It was the fancy one.

Me: I’m sorry, the fancy one?

Client: Yes.

Me: That’s not much to go on. Do you remember the name of the font?

Client: No.

Me: Could I show you some fonts to pick out something else you’d like?

Client: No, we want the fancy one.

Me: …I don’t think I can help you.

Client: (angry) Well we’ll find someone who KNOWS what they’re doing.

They left in a huff.

I’m okay with that. 

just-shower-thoughts:

I finally understand why Youngster Joey had 4 Rattatas and 1 Raticate.