Silver Tongue
mistermercenary:
“ Zaibatsubob + Ustabiazbob
”

mistermercenary:

Zaibatsubob + Ustabiazbob

acesirius:

you’re still trans if you respond to your birth name

you’re still trans if you sometimes slip up your own pronouns

you’re still trans if you dont correct people who misgender you, because you’re scared or you just can’t be bothered 

you’re still trans if you haven’t felt ‘trapped in the wrong body’ since childhood

you’re still trans if you only started questioning after discovering the internet

you’re still trans if you dream of yourself with your birth name

you’re still trans if getting misgendered doesn’t feel like a stab in the gut because it happens so often that you’re used to it

you’re still trans if you’ve changed your name and pronouns 5000 times

you’re still trans if you don’t want to transition and you’re happy the way you are

mickeyandcompany:

Some Zootopia easter eggs (adapted from Oh My Disney)

how to start discourse:

pyreo:

stefanyd:

scullysgf:

alyica:

[insert favorite character] is a [insert Harry Potter house]

sonic is a powerbottom

i don’t think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts.

10 POINTS FROM POWERBOTTOM

corseque:

feynites:

The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.

And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.

shacklefunk:
“ somebody wanted dave bein cool, so here he is, bein cool
”

shacklefunk:

somebody wanted dave bein cool, so here he is, bein cool

tephor:
“ iwishihadafather:
“ “hello yes wud u like to book ur next appoinmen” ”
isabelle looks so good in the animal crossing live action movie
”

tephor:

iwishihadafather:

“hello yes wud u like to book ur next appoinmen”

isabelle looks so good in the animal crossing live action movie

If I ever send the same ask multiple times, it’s probably because I forgot I sent it in the first place

fartgallery:

me apologizing: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–

them: whats that?

me: remorse code

them: im even angrier at u now