Silver Tongue

I want to _____ you.

darlingstyles101:
pomegranateandivy:
eerie-was-i:
dutchster:
eye4aye:
I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE
apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me
Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.
*cautiously reblogs this*
Literally no one is gonna do this but wtf right?
^^^ right

thewinterotter:

sashaforthewin:
micdotcom:
Watch: This guy built Thor’s hammer IRL, that only he can lift.
wow wowwow
MAN I FUCKIN LOVE NERDS

1-800-trapqueen:

PREACH!!

Someone will find this deep somehow.

Meanwhile in an ouat office au by the water cooler.

forosha:

Dipper, get your priorities straight

Don't do this to children

Parent: What's wrong???? Why are you sad??
Child: I can't tell you
Parent: WHY??? You can tell me anything!! I'll always support you! Don't be afraid!
Child: *describes a problem that has something to do with something the parent did*
Parent: WHAT?? HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING THE BAD GUY, I AM THE PARENT AND YOU ARE THE CHILD *screams for 3 days*
 Later
Parent: What's wrong? Why are you sad?
Child: 
Child: 
Child: ...nothing. i'm okay

megawattglitter:

ctron164:
hutchj:
sandandglass:
The Daily Show, October 13, 2015
😂😂😂

I love herrrrr omgggg

dechanique:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:
aracema:
Steven made them watch Jurassic Park and that’s why Peridot knows what’s a velociraptor
the only raptor squad fanart that matters
👍👌👍👌👍

chefpyro:

this steam card is fantastic

Watch: This guy built Thor’s hammer IRL, that only he can lift.