wiittyusername:

wiittyusername:

I had to recreate the song from scratch just to make this joke so you’re welcome lmao 

Also up on Youtube

Happy 1 year yoshiversary to the video that seeming put me on the map in terms of online popularity. 💚💚💚

liquidstar:

sslashbandit:

liquidstar:

therealklt:

liquidstar:

my brothers share a room and i just heard one say “lets see who can punch themselves in the face the hardest” followed by punching sounds

OP who won

I truly think this was a lose-lose situation

obviously OP didn’t win

as the only sibling with an unpunched pain-free face i disagree

geminiagent:

avatrashh:

Modern Spongebob is wild man

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@demon-space-boi

gffa:

#PERFECT ANAKIN SKYWALKER CHARACTERIZATION

which movie is this?

scraps-is-busy:

@silver-tongues-blog

this is the best thing i have ever seen

kaylapocalypse:

transmortifried:

huyosumi:

siverwrites:

SOME people appreciate a good performance.

ADORABLE

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.

Turns out the goose is just heterophobic

hammertimeinthegrill420:
“ masterblaster:
“ theeasyvirtue:
“ masterblaster:
“ We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
”
to big to use….?
”
You know, I’m glad you asked,...

hammertimeinthegrill420:

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

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emanantfeminine:

awesome-picz:

Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes.

sorry this is so much better than the dog one