gayabortions:

silver-tongues-blog:

gayabortions:

silver-tongues-blog:

“matpat gave the pope undertale” sounds way different than “matpat met the pope while representing the YouTube gaming community and it’s customary to give the pope a gift that’s reflective of the culture your represent and he chose undertale, a game about choices, consequences and reflect and peace/love”

you’re right, “youtube gaming community ambassador to the vatican” is way more ridiculous than “man gives undertale to the pope”

Are you disrespecting the pipes decision on who to invite?

i disrespect a lot of things the pope does

Then why do you give a shit? Of you don’t care about it then why act like it?

nexya:

sex is a lot like silent hills. there’s a massive build-up of hype, it gets cancelled halfway through, hideo kojima is there 

sleepygogh:

Dear boys on their period right now,
You have got this, and you are great.

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

neckbearcl:

donovonshepard:

neckbearcl:

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

nothing gets past this guy

arht:

inkskinned:

do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need me we can talk about anything no judgement

Hello friendo

Just some stuff from tonight. Pidgey managed to break out of his cage.

joneden:

Doggo - Undertale

“There’s no end to it!”