Silver Tongue

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

yuki8563-unertale:

2016-5-14
Alphys & True Lab’s monsters.
Stay with you.

kngshxt:

Crazy how in murders literally caught on tape, cops identities are not revealed for their protection, yet the instant a cop gets shot the “suspects” photo is plastered on every major media outlet endangering him and his family without any proof.

mechagodzilla:

there was a man walking in circles with his phone out and when we walked past him he said he was trying to hatch an egg. this app has completely turned people into pokemon NPCs

just-shower-thoughts:

When a funny joke is repeated, it becomes less funny. But when a barely funny joke is repeated, it can become a hilarious running gag.

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN OC

sai-fish:

just one??? or a hundred…how many…one single….no…they come in packs…like cheese

bolto:

fudgenomnomnom:
what the fuck guys
he looks like when yall draw rick from rick and morty hot

Dudes, look what someone was trying to throw away