Silver Tongue
slimetony:
“ amazingoriginalname:
“ slimetony:
“ im too depressed to get out of bed to catch him
”
hes come to try and cheer you up
”
why bbother. he’ll leave just like everyone else
”

slimetony:

amazingoriginalname:

slimetony:

im too depressed to get out of bed to catch him

hes come to try and cheer you up

why bbother. he’ll leave just like everyone else

shreddednettles:
“ im ready for this ridiculous link
”

shreddednettles:

im ready for this ridiculous link

moinstar:

samplefrisks-edu:

bilingual frisk is underappreciated

For non-Filipino fans:

“Alam mo, sa katotohanan, kadiri ka. Napaka-baboy mo.” means “You know, the truth is, you’re disgusting. You’re being like a pig.(metaphor)

just-shower-thoughts:

Today I watched TV on the internet, played a VR game on my phone, smoked weed ordered online and made a grocery order which arrived at my door in 2 hours. It truly is the future.

just-shower-thoughts:

Just realised that Popeye, my favourite cartoon when I was a kid, was basically about a guy who took performance enhancing drugs to rescue his girlfriend from abduction, forced marriage and rape.

gloomgaze:

growing up means perpetually bemoaning younger versions of yourself like some kind of neverending babushka doll of self-hate

just-shower-thoughts:

The real winners of Pokémon GO are all the service providers that will rake it in when everyone goes over their data allowance.

Jokes on you, I have unlimited data for only $80 a month.

nevaehtyler:

bellaxiao:

KILLS 9 PEOPLE - GETS ARRESTED, AWAITS TRIAL

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SELLS CD’S - GETS FATALLY SHOT

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GO AHEAD AND TELL ME HOW RACISM AND WHITE SUPREMACY ARE NOT A PROBLEM IN USA, I DARE YOU

#AltonSterling    #BlackLivesMatter

I’m so tired..

cardozzza:
“ ithelpstodream:
“ MORE OF THIS! ✊
”
If you are someone who can do this, please please do.
”

cardozzza:

ithelpstodream:

MORE OF THIS! ✊

If you are someone who can do this, please please do.