Silver Tongue

wtfml:
“ im gonna kill someone if this game keeps crashing
”

im gonna kill someone if this game keeps crashing

Seriously, guys. Nothing is ever that worth it, not even Pokemon.

Theres a time and place for everything

shelgon:
@pokemon can you move it along, I’m all out of time cards.
Bonus:
So much later the server quit and they had to hire a new one

waterhazard86:

Let’s just take a moment to remember the Steven Universe from the pilot.

Can you please make a gif of the part in the trailer where duke zooms into the camera and then it keeps zooming into his crotch for another 5 seconds?

deadlinejon

thathomestar:

wtfbeatlescartoon:

*John and Paul are hung upside down from a tree*
Paul: We English have a word for this situation…
John and Paul: *disturbingly realistic screaming* HELP

*casually wonders if they changed the name of “Blow Pens” to “Airbrush Magic Pens” because of the innuendo.

My car broke down in an unfamiliar neighborhood but I’m able to make it back to my car because I parked right next to a Pokemon go gym

car overheated so now I have to wait till it cools down before I can drive it home. Going to try and catch the Pokemon in the meantime