Silver Tongue
thatscribblingrat:
“this is like my most hit tweet of all time
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thatscribblingrat:

this is like my most hit tweet of all time

voltsm:

voltsm:

the only issue i have with totk so far is that it is not very dumb-friendly. got to a shrine that honest to god made me go “nintendo i have no clue what the fuck you want from me”

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saw this tweet which was the exactly shrine i made this post about. glad we all on the same page

you could fuse the balls to spears and throw them at targets to bypass the puzzle. the answer tho, was golf

manywinged:

manywinged:

nothing sluttier than lighting up a cigarette immediately after an absolutely brutal fight and inhaling deeply before exhaling the smoke with a sigh of relief while still disheveled and covered in blood and coming down from the adrenaline high. you could literally have sex onscreen and it would be less erotic.

and getting someone else to light the cigarette for you because you’re too badly injured/exhausted to do it yourself… that’s gay sex baby

bonus points if the person who lights your cig is the person you were fighting and they ended up just as fucked up as you are

leeleebug3:

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It was funnier in my head shshsb

stantler:

zanabism:

peteseeger:

originalzipperalmondrebel:

tariqah:

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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Happy Memorial Day

cosmicretreat:

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Not a single monkey survived the Neuralink experiment. I’ll bet Elmo can’t wait to start torturing and murdering human beings with this.

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

To resolve the issue at last

Dungeons and (to a lesser extent) Dragons

Dungeons and (to a greater extent) Dragons

Dungeons and (to an exactly equal extent) Dragons

See Results

You know how you have the trope of the Good Aligned Character who’s so dedicated to fighting evil that they end up a force of darkness anyway?

I think everyone’s refusal to resolve the issue leading to the single most balanced poll on tumblr is the chaos/lawful version of this.

Good job pals!