echeveriia:

echeveriia:

echeveriia:

i’m starting a collection

the collection grows!!!!!

silverskulltula:

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it’s still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

zootopiaabortioncomic:

best chip flavor………….

bbq

salt & vinegar

plain/salted

sour cream & onion

dill pickle

all dressed

ketchup

cheese

jalapeno

some other shit (elaborate in the tags?)

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reblog it after u vote saying what u voted for :3 im a nosy piece of shit i need to know

how the FUCK is this not a sour cream sweep?

shiverandqueeef:

shiverandqueeef:

shiverandqueeef:

an important update:

undertaker-02:

c-again:

lackofcreativitywillkillme:

badjokesbyjeff:

joyflameball:

positivelycarey:

badjokesbyjeff:

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

Jeff this is not a bad joke

Jeff this is not a joke it’s a prophecy

I am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

Reblog to let Apollo hit Jeff with the gift of prophecy

larhyperhair:

crabs-in-a-trench-coat:

amazoogle:

mikeseagull:

mikeseagull:

I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

How

-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high

It’s called soberweed, supposed to turn you into a real productive member of society

You wanna hit off this bro? *Hands you a piece of string I pulled out of my pocket*

synthy-naiyah:

girlzero:

i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

“Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck.”

“Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain’t forya.”

heroineimages:

theoutcastrogue:

espanolbot2:

Real artists, made-up song titles.

Karaoke Night presents: “Story of Sisyphus” by Tom Waits #GameChanger (@rossbryant)

I still can’t believe this was all improvised on the spot.

That was awesome!

a-real-human-person-not-fake:

ms-demeanor:

palant1r:

palant1r:

the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven Years

Don’t forget the latest version, Ten Years

wuntrum:

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday