Silver Tongue

just-shower-thoughts:

The Chinese word for spaghetti is “Italian noodles” and the Italian word for noodles is “Chinese spaghetti” because when the Italians first met the Chinese they exchanged foods.

So if your were to translate it further it would devolve into recursive “Italian Chinese”

iamanemotionaltimebomb:
“amilearoundtheriverbend:
“literallysame:
“she did that
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would like to point out that the rest of that quote is relevant:
“and I watch my daughters — two beautiful black young women — head off to school, waving goodbye to...

iamanemotionaltimebomb:

amilearoundtheriverbend:

literallysame:

she did that

would like to point out that the rest of that quote is relevant:

“and I watch my daughters — two beautiful black young women —  head off to school, waving goodbye to their father, the president of the United States.”

Fucking mic drop

wombatking:

jncos:

Dracula’s a public domain character so you’re being negligent as an author is you don’t at least consider using him in every story

Dracula as a random supporting cast member in everything 2016.

immensities:

Water Sculptures by German artist Malgorzata Chodakowska

freakxwannaxbe:

This post is constantly popping up on my dash and I finally gave in

was thinking of replacing Ray with Lil J, but I can’t separate Ray and weed jokes

silver-tongues-blog:

Drew my majin in her original attire, her srs business cloths and her lazy wear.

Reblogs > likes

to the uninformed

ajanigoldmane:

sugarsprinkles:

matpat was selected as a global ambassador and met the pope. when meeting the pope, you are to bring a gift. matpat gave the pope a steam code for undertale. the pope does not have a computer

how the hell did he even get into that spot in the first place

He was there to represent YouTube

Why context is important

“matpat gave the pope undertale” sounds way different than “matpat met the pope while representing the YouTube gaming community and it’s customary to give the pope a gift that’s reflective of the culture your represent and he chose undertale, a game about choices, consequences and reflect and peace/love”

just-shower-thoughts:

We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.