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micdotcom:

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”

noobtheloser:

Being awake is the worst. Being dead is gonna be so nice, man.

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describe yourself on anon and i’ll say if i’d date u

nomadicvice:

When my family asks me why I don’t want to live in the south

beeishappy:

Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didn’t sell because Ben Affleck on the commentary track is relentless. Below is the clip of the commentary from where this tidbit of trivia came from. Please take a moment to witness the magic.

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artoflightning:

IT’S ANOTHER GREAT DAY! PLEASE SHARE THIS!

lokiloo:

GUYS LOOK AT THIS

FLORIDA ORANGE JUICE GROWERS JUST PAID MARVEL TO CREATE A SUPER HERO FOR THEM

HERE HE IS FOLKS

YES HE GOES BY CAPTAIN CITRUS, BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW HIS TRUE IDENTITY

THE REAL FLORIDA MAN.

flavor-text-chara:

How can he do these things he does?

owlturdcomix:

Supplies dwindle.

banana-ghoul:

briannadeckah:
contrary to what gay fan fiction will have you believe, “trust” is not a good substitute for lube.
What about believing in the heart of the cards

@deyogee

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”