Silver Tongue

elliebeanz:

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

clientsfromhell:

I work in a Support position, helping clients with creating newsletters – either creating them myself for their needs or helping them fix ones they have created. This client is a doctor who has worked with me in the past, who usually asks for help but steams ahead before I can get back to him. We communicate via email. This exchange took place over a couple of hours through email.

Client: I created this newsletter, but the video didn’t work. Can you put this one in instead?

There is a video file attached.

Me: Our system doesn’t let us upload videos, so if you could send me a link instead of a file I can get it set up for you.

Client: Here, use this one.

It’s still an attached video file, not a link.

Me: The video needs to be online somewhere before I can link to it in the newsletter. It looks like the one you forwarded is just a video file. If you can get it on YouTube or another video hosting site, then send me the link, I can add it into the newsletter for you.

Client: Can you use this YouTube video? It’s a good video with info I want.

He sends a title that is long and misspelled and does not return the correct video when I search it.  

Me: I’m sorry, I’m not finding the video based on that title. Could you send me the link directly?

Client: Okay, here it is.

He sends me an email with the subject “Youtube Video.” Instead of a link, there is an attached image file – a screencap of the video in fullscreen.

quartz-poker:

jaxblade:

iamraullopes:

Bandit Keith…..In America!

The Most American man in the cosmos from a japanese Anime

Wasn’t he actually Canadian?

Ca ad a day was just a few days ago and Canada is a part of America. not part of the US, but part of north America.

quartz-poker:

scraps-is-busy:

ambris:

glenn-griffon:

Is this a dream?
Am I seeing reality?
Are my prescriptions altering reality to make me see what I want?

God being a realist fucking sucks.

O_o

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This is true. I just checked, and he did win over 70% of the votes. 

This is great news. (Also, it shows that Bernie really is crushing the competition.)

I think California is still counting their votes too and won’t really announce until just before the convention.

Don’t forget that Clinton could also be put under investigation die to recent events and if she gets disqualified, the superdelegates that have kept her in the lead will be up for grabs

thebootydiaries:

yonaks:

#PrayForMadinah
After this, I can’t comprehend the mindset that still indicates ISIS has anything to do with islam.

This week was a bloodbath for muslims. How can we celebrate Eid now.

ISIS: *kills Muslims by bombing a mosque in an Islamic holy city*

everyone: the muslims are at it again :///

raakxhyr:

I mean, we did.

omenassai:

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OK, let’s begin this.

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Wow, rude Sadie.

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No you shOULD HAVE KILLED LARS (ALSO WHY DO I LEAVE HIM WITH THE NAME “THE DOUCHEBAG” ?)

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OK, this the most improbable team ever but why not.

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WHY ARE THEY ALL SO MUCH INTO THEIR CHARACTER ???

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Oh my god Rose, you won a war.

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You sell fries, Peedee.

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End of day 1 : the fries brothers couldn’t make it.

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No problem Pearl, this is happen to everybody.

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tfw you kill ur past self.

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Sorry Buck, but your father can’t let you be the mayor.

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A lil’ conflitct between Fusion Mom and Dad Mom.

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OK, no surprise whatsoever.

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rRRUN

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We lost Dad Mom, only two moms left.

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STAY AWAY FROM THE PRECIOUS BABY !

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JUSTICE FOR THE PRECIOUS BABY

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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH MINES ?

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tfw you kill a creature made of urself and another creature made of urself doesn’t like it.

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Donut guy, Pizza girl an Hella rad Bookworm eat the space Dorito.

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Steven, is it really the right time to make an adolescent crisis ?

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I don’t think this is the best way to make your citizens vote for you next time.

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THE CINNAMON ROLL HAS BEEN AVENGED.

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Jesus fucking cHRIST IS THIS MALACHITE ?

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OMG I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT HE WON PLEASE END MY LIFE OMg

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

hahajb:

valeria2067:

thememacat:

nevver:

Lego

Most of these are recognizable …!

At first, I thought they were pixelated nude versions of each artwork. Oops.

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1: I cannot recognize this one…
2: Van Gogh, self portrait
3: Mona Lisa
4: Anon
5: no idea
6: American Gothic
7: no idea

I know One, but not its name. Four and Five I don’t recognize. How can you Not recognize Seven?

4 is the one with the Apple in front of the guys face and I think 5 might be a picture of virgin Mary