@probablyfakeblondesarah laughed for the longest time when she saw that the horses in spirit had eyebrows
This is the most disgusting card I’ve ever seen literally it’s only purpose is so you can sit there with a shit-eating grin while your opponent is forced to shake your hand right before you completely destroy them. This is an entirely different level of disrespect.
The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.
It’s also the third worst mass shooting in the world. Never forget that the third worst shooting in the world was a crime against gay people.
One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.
At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.
Bartholomew Roberts, arguably the most successful pirate in history by ships captured (a whopping 470 in 3 years), didn’t actually want to be a pirate. His ship was captured and he was forced to join the pirate crew.
After the original pirate captain was killed, he was democratically elected captain of the pirate crew less than 6 weeks after being captured by them.
me: *walking casually toward to pet store exit*
employee: ma’am, did u or did u not put a kitten in ur purse
me:
employee: ma’am,
me: *slowly taking a kitten out of my purse* i guess u could say the cat is out of the bag haha :)
employee:
me: lol :)
employee:
me: :)
