zachsgay:

zachsgay:

when i die bury me in a coffin built out of only my successful text posts

elliotoille:

pokemon battles in the anime probably shouldn’t be like how they are in the games

shittyidea:

A pen that makes you do all of your writing in comic sans

epic-divorceman:

i just scanned a bunch of my sketchbook and its full of awkward baby pictures

jibbs-or-gibbs:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

soon

manuvers:

Someone sign her to an agency!

Undertale(2015)

mx-bones:

Lmao guys I’m shitting I had a dream where I was playing OW but for some reason I was using Hando and I was super good at him?? I got a sexuple kill LOL

Are you cheating on junkrat with hando?

tastefullyoffensive:

When dad jokes backfire. (via Burnie)

speedlimit15:

I can’t believe I just saw this with my own eyes. An identical image was taped to the opposite side

gearholder:

spyderqueen:

play-read-write:

just-shower-thoughts:

If Snow White literally had “lips red as a rose, hair black as ebony, and skin white as snow,” she’d look like a walking nightmare.

honestly this sounds like the description of a vampire. Which would also explain how she convinced seven dwarves to let her stay with them. How she could control some animals to do her bidding. How she could sleep for a long time without aging. Why the hunter betrayed the queen for her, and why the queen wanted her heart, so she could be sure she was killed properly. 

Shit, THIS is a retelling I want to read.

How did she get in the dwarves home uninvited?

Perhaps that was her home originally which is why she didn’t think twice before breaking in