Silver Tongue

chat-en-rose:

Triforce of Wisdom

Hey look! I drew another comic! it was 10 times funnier in my head, but I actually had fun drawing it.

Sorry for Ganondorf’s face, I suck at buff men faces. Also OoT Ganondorf’s face is super creepy!

daftalchemist:

themintywitch:

daftalchemist:

did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties

Tell us that story?

okay here is the story of the zombie dog

this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life

when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t

but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet

and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned

debuffing:

nancyboymp3:

dicksandwhiches:

Racist getting fired is such a beautiful sight to see, this is so amazing I’m in tears

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I love it!!

micdotcom:

Famed Holocaust survivor and author of ‘Night’ Elie Wiesel has died at 87

Wiesel was best known for his haunting book Night, a recounting of his time at Auschwitz with his father, mother, and one of his three sisters. Menachem Z. Rosensaft, founding chairman of the International Network of Children of Jewish Survivors, has penned a tribute.

just-shower-thoughts:

The best time to kill someone is the 4th of July because the gunshot can be mistaken easily for fireworks

crystalwitches:

aunt peridot meets a baby

(ft the crystal grandmas and president maheswaran’s family portrait)

kilalabunnies:

standbyyourmantis:

ishtarelisheba:

poesbutt:

when u and ur friends are both gross

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*snicker* @standbyyourmantis <3

True tho

@silver-tongues-blog

:U

Draw a potato, with legs.

soupery:

rcdphenomena:

chrishoughton:

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Bringing sexy back

@soupery

I WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE

biscuit-and-jam:

Some hate blog: um,, actually,, we are the good guys :) you’re just blind followers of this person that did this thing I don’t like :) you are horrible and terrible like them and we are good and righteous for harassing them :) :) :)

Some hate blog: *misgenders people on purpose*