wwwwhoopsss i love them
what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone
it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs
It’s 2AM somewhere
crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction
Better than any soulmate au
When I was younger I used to think Squidward was a total A-Hole but im older I realise it’s Spongebob who is the total A-Hole.
just dreamed of a fucked up cyberfuture where you could get your E in the shape of tiny, stylized sea urchins, put it in a big sports drink bottle and have it as a living room centerpiece surrounded by small decorative crystal wizard figurines
what the fuck
i kind of wish this was a made up joke
!!! How do I live in your dream?
the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is
He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character


