Silver Tongue

sketchoodles:

🐍☀️🐈

nerdlingwrites:

exeggcute:

lol I am in such a stressed-out blind rage today from insurance bullshit that I wrote up a glossary of health insurance terms (things like deductibles, premiums, and copays) because all the free guides online are unnecessarily complicated and the only way you can squeeze a dime out of these bullshit companies is to understand their overly-complicated policies. give em hell

This is a GREAT guide folks - it’s simple, straightforward, and deals well with the overly complicated alphabet soup of medical insurance. Knowing this stuff can prove REALLY helpful, and the examples used are a great resource. 

unyanizedcatboys:

phantomrose96:

Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.

Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.

Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.

smooth sharks holds this website together like atlas holding up the sky

sonnygrayy:

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fFSBSNGD

sonnygrayy:

my hatred for jk rowling grows stronger every day

Thoughts on Flat Eric?

Anonymous

literally never heard of it before (this is not an invitation to talk about it)

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

*goes outside in a nirvana shirt while I dont even like nirvana*

It’s just a nice looking shirt

“oh you like nirvana? name 5 songs by them”
“actually i fucking hate them. dont make assumptions. it makes you look like an ass”

have you seen the news that some rats took over a chipotle in new york

Anonymous

himbofisher:

rslashrats:

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holy shit

girls night

demilypyro:

when you finally unfollow that mutual who has a ton of followers but their content is fuckin boring

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solena2:

barry-edit-this-out:

Why the hell would I want to move to Twitter, Connecticut Clark isn’t there

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