Silver Tongue

areu:

visit the many regions in the world of POKEMON, and send a card back home to your loved ones! 

here’s the first half of the set with the nostalgic first three generations (R/B/G, G/S/C, R/S/E) with more to come! i wanted to mix up the interesting designs of vintage postcards with a favourite series :)

Brain: 6am give it up for 6am!
Body: *tired* GO TO SLEEP
Brain: 6 A-fuckING -M

officialplanetmars:

this is legitimately one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i dont know how my sense of humor turned into this

fartgallery:

[me, about to fight a guy at The Gap]

him: *takes shirt off and throws it on the floor*

me: *takes shirt off and throws it on the floor*

employee: *picks up both shirts and folds them while eyeing us resentfully*

So I learned you cannot play it on a mobile device. Gotta wait until I have internet

So I learned you cannot play it on a mobile device. Gotta wait until I have internet

some-youtubes:

Trolololol

wxndertrade:
“SOON…))
”

wxndertrade:

SOON…))

only-blogging-2-save-rock-n-roll:
“ grumpyfaceurn:
“ sputnikcentury:
“ giroshane:
“ the-ford-twin:
“ everkings:
“ kid-communism:
“ combatbooty:
“ 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur...

only-blogging-2-save-rock-n-roll:

grumpyfaceurn:

sputnikcentury:

giroshane:

the-ford-twin:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) Diamonds aren’t even that rare, the market is just controlled by a monopoly that creates a false shortage to drive up the price

6) there are prettier rocks

7) the market is saturated and heirloom jewelry is easy to come by and less expensive.

8) the demand - the entire tradition of engagement rings - was created by above monopoly with a (pretty sexist) advertising campaign

9) diamonds are carbon, they’re coal transformed by heat and pressure, and we are having none of that fossil fuel

10) We liked them better when they were still underground?

11) They don’t even make that good friends

Tag yourself, I’m #6

sarcasticasides:
“there we go a color version of gg and toriel wartime fusion
”

sarcasticasides:

there we go a color version of gg and toriel wartime fusion