just-shower-thoughts:

In the 90’s the 2 biggest rules were to not get in car with strangers and dont meet with people you met on the internet, now most of us do both regularly

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

“Hey welcome to Best Buy how may I help you?”

“I was talking on the phone and I heard a cracking noise and when I looked at it it was cracked. Can I return it?”

Do you…hear yourself when you talk?

How did it get cracked?

Idk she claimed it just cracked. She didn’t drop it or anything. It just randomly cracked while she was talking.

Sounds sketchy as fuck

rosexknight:

“Hey welcome to Best Buy how may I help you?”

“I was talking on the phone and I heard a cracking noise and when I looked at it it was cracked. Can I return it?”

Do you…hear yourself when you talk?

How did it get cracked?

dogiplier:

Headline: YouTube sensation Market Piles is broke and comes up with genius plan to start pillaging villages in search of cash, by throwing innocent people half way across the frickin’ country, whilst laughing.

gorillamunchies:

LEO IS HOOOOOME ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

hinoart:

I’M SORRY IT’S STUPID LMFAO

tauberpadraws:

“I’m a Faun, you dork!”

Never played Spyro myself, so it was interesting to look this up and fun to draw. :)

Edit: oops forgot her hooves

@scraps-is-busy

unreconstructedfangirl:

sandandglass:

Samantha Bee explains why the outcome of the Brexit referendum makes it even more important to reject Trump his racist sentiments in November

Amen.

critical-perspective:

sharky-head:

maybeiwasserious:

newtypezaku:

I place one lawyer face down and end my turn. Your witness.

I was expecting a loss.jpg when I scrolled down.

Me too.

At this point, how the fuck do we know it’s not?