FUCK
YOU SON OF A BITCH
why are kitchens evolving to hide more and more things in false cupboards
you’ll be at ur friends house an ur like “where’s the trash can?” and the moms like “it’s in the third cupboard to the right”
like my parents kitchen currently has a cupboard to hide the microwave, the toaster, and a fucking cupboard to hide DRAWERS
we came close to having a refrigerator in a cupboard but i had to draw the line somewhere!!!
It’s so that they can hide their hoard the other sinks don’t steal their food for the winter
if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life
i love this bc i don’t think anyone has ever died in wii sports resort so you can’t prove this is false
Look at my art. I actually spent about six hours on this if not more O_O @markiplier pls notice this
Tag yourself I am the dancing Mark
and that’s why you never trust a zinc alloy lock
Yeah the last thing I need is some hooligan holding a blowtorch to my bike lock for twenty minutes while I run into Walgreens to pick up face wash
Once again I’m reblogging something with info that makes me sound like a criminal, but honestly my job was just a mess of different things. I figure this’ll help people be safer.
These locks are garbage, all you need to get into one is a hammer and a screw driver or punch. You stick the screw driver/punch on the latch side of the u-ring, not the spring loaded side, and give the other end a good whack with the hammer. Pop, lock comes flying off, took you a few seconds at most and isn’t all that loud really.
A LOT of locks are built in a similar way, I’ve never had to break one of the larger ones, but I bet I could with a heavy enough hammer.
Locks keep honest people out, or people who forgot their keys. If you don’t want to go to jail, stay honest.
Locks also stop the wind, raccoons, and aliens from stealing your stuff. Better safe than sorry. Use a lock. Any lock is better than none at all.
can 2016 be the year that people stop attaching the ‘-gate’ suffix to ‘scandalous’ events or happenings or discourse
why are u trying 2 incite gategate 2016
How scandalous
where are the milennial superstitions? like my gf told me that if you instagram your food before eating it, it won’t taste as good. i was psyched i was like hell yeah milennial folk tales but apparently it’s a science thing about perception or whatever which was thoroughly disappointing bc i want my generation to have folk tales that our kids and grandkids will be like “ugh, that’s just an old milennial superstition that’s not even a real thing”
I WAAAAANT
I know one! Music you put in a playlist in iTunes isn’t as exciting as when you hear it randomly on the radio. So if you really like a song, save it for radio listening so it lasts longer.
No but seriously we should start some bullshit superstitions.
Don’t buy anything red from an online store because it’s bad luck. Only buy red things at a real store.
If you leave your phone plugged in after it’s finished charging, it will give you a headache.
“Tap 8″ instead of “touch wood”! Hit any “8″ key to disperse bad luck.
Tape a student loan bill to your window to ward off evil spirits.
Demon walks up to window, sees ridiculous figure of debt on student loan, says, “Fuck that shit. Kid’s already suffering enough. I’d be a welcome sight at this point.” Turns around and leaves.
Of you don’t save after an hour of work, the program will undoubtedly crash
