aaawhyme:

I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad

lalierz:

stoned-levi:

edwardsheight:

envysnightmare:

giraffesketches:

andysar:

duchesslyssie:

izayas-dick:

arsetalia:

Edward was only 12 when he became a state alchemist, what are you doing with your life

well I have both arms so I think I’m doing pretty good

and my sibling remains in their own body so that’s a plus for me

I’m tall

my mom isn’t dead

My dad lives with me

my house remains unburnt and intact

milk tastes great

My cousin and her dog are two separate entities

I’m not a military dog who is tasked with oppressing the people

fantasywaves:

Monument Alley by Dean Wilson

kvothbloodless:

macaedh:

what the fuck ethan

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

Alternatively, they could cool the swords in the blood of their enemies which would take significantly less time and effort to extract

dwinkus:

dwinkus:

Deadly Premonition is the official Guinness World Record holder for “most critically polarizing survival horror game,” that’s not a joke, that’s a real thing that happened

I think the best review is the two best friends Play because they start off talking shit about it halfway through they start genuinely enjoying it and having a good time despite how ridiculous it is. It is a genuinely good game, or rather it has really good characters which can save even the worst plot. It is fun to play.

marcys-underground:

sassy-gay-justice:

strategicgoat:

strategicgoat:

ply-positive:

queer-coffee:

ply-positive:

elecocochoco:

mellbeh:

pastel-prouvaire:

themerrymisnomer:

scaredlittlebug:

hufflepuffjeditimelord:

ok so hear me out, “gaydar” but for bisexuality

BI-FI

“are you getting any Bi-Fi in here” “i only have like two bars of bi-fi” “why is there no bi-fi in here” “the bi-fi signal is great in here”

and my favorite: “what’s the bi-fi password?”

and for pansexuals? PAN-SCAN

I made a bi-fi icon:

this is beautiful

@sicklesbian @lightgetsout

@elecocochoco

Jumped on that bandwagon

Quickly somebody do a ply spy

Here you go! Just had to!

Woah this is really great!!

Apparently a “tracer” is a detective - I find that fitting for an Ace Trace

I made ace trace

Oh my god I love all of these

These are all perfect!

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

just-shower-thoughts:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

just-shower-thoughts:

One day, we’re going to have to explain to our kids how we wasted our valuable and limited Helium resources on party balloons…

a-vodka-mutini:

8luh