Silver Tongue

eagle-of-socal:

ASSASSIN’S CREED: WILD WEST

lexxercise:
“ Thanks for Playing //
I was given the distinct honor of creating the album artwork for Volume 10 of the Homestuck OST, which is also available as a print! Big thanks to @WhatPumpkin for inviting me to contribute again and...

lexxercise:

Thanks for Playing //

I was given the distinct honor of creating the album artwork for Volume 10 of the Homestuck OST, which is also available as a print! Big thanks to @WhatPumpkin for inviting me to contribute again and congratulations to everyone who busted ass on this album, ya done good B)

Happy 6/12 everyone!

// print / album

notentirelymediocre:

captioned-vines:

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futuredilfmaterial:

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omhelzing:

captioned-vines:

I’m black.

I’m white.
Hi.

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Black and White people always ignoring other races.

How is me stating a literal fact about myself ignoring other races?

“You’re black? Don’t you mean all races?!”

This will be forever plastered on my wall.

This is the most apt illustration of black and non-black interactions.

Black people: doing their own thing
Everybody else: but what about meeeeee

princeackerman:

nevaehtyler:

#ThankYouBernie for putting a huge effort into making a change. You’re a hero.

This is the post I was talking about.
Tumblr mobile turned itself off as I was scrolling down growing increasingly more worried Bernie Sanders was dead because this damn post screams MEMORIAL to me holy shit you guys freaked me tf out I literally thought he’d died
Don’t do that
Bernie gotta be president

clientsfromhell:

Client: I need you to make a few changes to my website. Do you this type of work?

Me: Sure! Please send over your FTP password and I’ll get started on it.

Client: Here you go: FUmohammedSOB$$$usa

That was his actual password

pastelroyalty:

pastelroyalty:

Why isn’t it socially appropriate to put a sign on your door that says “I’m having a terrible depressive episode. Even the thought of social interaction is tiring. Please leave me alone.”

Oh right I remember it’s because mental illness can be cured by Going Outside™ and locking yourself away is rude or some neurotypical shit like that

sadboydeluxe:

if i had a nickel for every time i astral projected in a whole foods i’d be a rich fucking man

Dangit!!

coolsugarspice:

I was at 666 followers when I woke up o_o

But then I blocked 26 of them because they were random porn blogs… If I get to that number again, what should I draw?! What do!?

How about your character as a succubus?

Me: Where are the parents in these shows
Anime: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Disney: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fullmetal Alchemist: (ツ)_/¯

just-shower-thoughts:

When a university rejects your application, you literally paid them money just for them to tell you to go fuck yourself.