Silver Tongue
official-teraflop:
“ intel-i386:
“ gee I wonder why
”
>an entire generation of people that went to college, wound up in lifelong debt, and have minimum wage jobs to show for it.
>an entire generation of people that feel financial stability is a lofty...

official-teraflop:

intel-i386:

gee I wonder why

>an entire generation of people that went to college, wound up in lifelong debt, and have minimum wage jobs to show for it.

>an entire generation of people that feel financial stability is a lofty dream

“why aren’t you people buying these rocks tho”

My annoying landlord

fonzworthcutlass:

tarynel:

missboston1399:

I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is “making too much noise walking around” so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now I complain how much her dog barks and keep me up

That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you

This is great.

adurot:

anti-ignorancegamer:

danguy96:

thewabbajackx:

takashi0:

ranty9000:

feels-by-the-foot:

brovah:

alexxdz:

The Red Skull used a Cosmic Cube to mind control Captain America into believing he was part of Hydra all along.

This what made people cry and throw fits like this one last month.

Y’all must be feeling pretty stupid now.

@feels-by-the-foot check it out nigga.

Wow, you mean EVERYONE overreacted before the story was over and before everything was explained? 

Fucking morons. I’m laughing so hard right now. Bless.

@memequeen-sins

Yeah it’s not like we knew right from the start this was a stupid gimmick except we totally did

people defending this weak ass plot twist please go

mind control. I mean, it was exactly what I thought it was gonna be, and I’m still underwhelmed by it.

I knew from the very moment that this “twist” happened that it was gonna be a fake-out, and I’m still pissed that it was little more than publicity stunt made to get people talking.

Just because I had a good feeling Marvel would have pulled something like this, doesn’t mean I don’t think that this plotline was little more than a have publicity stunt made purely for shock value. Even with this “twist” it’s still a stupid gimmick.

The thing about the tweest that annoys me most is that they spent the entire second issue explaining it in a giant villain monologue. It wasn’t something they worked into the story and revealed naturally, it was just Red Skull looking at the camera and explaining his grand master plan to us. Now I feel no need to keep reading the story.

Well a big problem was that the writers tweets were saying this wasn’t the case. Their shitty twist was so bad that the had to lie in order for people to fall for it. That’s like Moffat levels of bad writing

brutusfeels:

haberdashing:

ofshxeld:

MY FAVOURITE trope is the 

“leave all your weapons”
*takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*

and then

“i said ALL of them”

*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*

And then
*stern look*

*pulls out one more tiny pistol*

raikou:
“ rangerkiwi:
“ Here’s the highest quality version of the pic. It’s transparent so you can add whatever you want inside of Nick’s phone.
Go wild you lunatics. And pls tag me in these because I want to see all of them.
”
look at this...

raikou:

rangerkiwi:

Here’s the highest quality version of the pic. It’s transparent so you can add whatever you want inside of Nick’s phone.

Go wild you lunatics. And pls tag me in these because I want to see all of them.

image

look at this photograph

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

thedenofravenpuff:

Crystal Ghoul - FoE Concept

Just some concept doodles of ideas made with @mech-station in our musings about what might have happened with the Crystal Empire in the Fallout Equestria universe.

Personally I really like our ideas for the Crystal Ghouls. Not flesh eating zombies, their natural relation to crystals instead causing an overgrowth of the crystallic texture as it absorbed the radioactive balefire, creating these absentminded undead who’ll just wander about mindlessly with the occasional repeated phrase such as ‘lovely weather today…’ still stuck in the moment before their death.

They are not aggressive, but the overcharging of their crystal structure makes them unstable and dangerous to be around, especially if you disrupt them and cause any sort of stress. An explosion caused by an overcharged Crystal Ghoul can be deadly if you stand too close as sharp crystal shards suddenly shoots in all directions, to impale any obstacle in their way.
With the additional risk of Crystal Infection, should you survive contact with the flying shards.

No known cure of the infection beyond removal of the infected flesh before it spreads further. It crystalizes the very cells of the skin and flesh, coats the inner organs until they stop functioning. Once dead the victim will rise and act like a Crystal Ghoul, not as aggressive as regular ghouls but not fully like a Crystal Ghoul either. They do not overcharge or shatter like Crystal Ghouls, nor do their crystalized parts regenerated the same way. Making them easier and safer to get rid of. But a horrible fate to meet as the victim.

Whut ya guys think?

mx-bones:

be careful who you call ugly in middle school

butters-the-alicorn:

@asknutjob considering the art that is communication of the Butters.

But what we need is how to make friendship happen between these two!