Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.
Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.
Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.
Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.
Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.
The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.
They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.
“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server.
Prepare to dine.”BWEAKFAST, BWEAKFAST IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVVER TODAY
The clients play along: “You seem a decent fellow, I love to tip you”
every-kiss-begins-with-potassium:
a) perfect example of people discrediting clever idea & intelligence of a female due to her appearance, and
b) all these people wouldn’t have noticed her kit, which was her goal in the first placeLol “she also wears sexy clothing to distract people from the bulky shoes” She’s a genius, really
^^^^^
“I will distract men with my boobs.”
Men: are distracted by her boobs.
even after reading the article, people are still falling into her trap.
tumblr has been very weak on memes the past few weeks. where are our new memes? why is meme production so far behind?
It’s because school has started! Class time takes valuable time away from shitposting, which is why meme production always increases in May/June and stays consistent throughout the summer, then decreases around August. It’s just market fluctuations, there’s no cause for concern.
(slams palms on table) PRIVATIZED EDUCATION AND COMPULSORY COLLEGE HAS SPIRALED US INTO MEME RECESSION
pepe stocks are at an all time low. Even the rarest ones are near worthless at this point. Hell, even JOHN CENA has lost momentum.
Our only hope to pull out this recession is the skeleton war.
This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.
this exact article as a 2015 aesthetic
I figured out that Ancano won’t get hostile afterward if you use your Ice Form shout and freeze him so I’ve been freezing him solid every time I see him but then he got stuck that way and now he’s just sort of sliding around on the floor everywhere being rude and giving commands
whiny gamergater piece of shits angry that dubbed ecchi has a one second jab at them, feels “oppressed”
