Silver Tongue

genderdragon:

thepaperplaneofexistence:

do you ever think that maybe when you pull out your cell phone ghosts from other eras get real interested and just stare at you as you text people, or watch you use your laptop

or sighs wistfully as you shower like ‘frick I wish we’d had THOSE dang’

gets jealous as you make your coffee, awkwardly tries to figure out your video games when you’ve left the house

turns on your sink and just watches the taps run and drives your water bill through the freakin roof

idk man ghosts

This explains why people living in houses talk about lights flickering/taps turning on and off/etc. curious ghosts

dersitemonarch:
“ aqhomestucks:
“ jade is having none of your shit dave
” ”
Call Dave is kind of right. It could have been anyone’s sword. Was it a piece of shit sword?

dersitemonarch:

aqhomestucks:

jade is having none of your shit dave

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Call Dave is kind of right. It could have been anyone’s sword. Was it a piece of shit sword?

stabby-strawberry:

toddnet:

someone reblogging a post with a furry in it: im disgusting. im full of sin. dont look at me. im not a furry. im so sorry for all of my followers
the original artist of the thing: will you please, for the love of god, shut the fuck up and keep your negative ass attempt at humor off my post

#its time to stop#honestly complain about being a furry in denial all you want but im tired of seeing that shit on my art#its… not inherently my fault if you hate furries yet somehow found my art cute or something

mmairo:

i heard rupees were confirmed in botw but i wonder what link will do with them?

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tastefullyoffensive:

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Search For Grapes (via imgur)

ajohnnygoldmain:

givinginandsigningup:

marauders4evr:

pashionforfashion21allday:

off2polis:

raakxhyr:

candiikismet:

edens-blog:

wessasaurus-rex:

thepearlknight:

a-daks:

simon-henriksson:

edenforeternity:

nerdygrlwonder:

misssnicket:

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just-shower-thoughts:

I really need to buy more soap.

This is by far the funniest thing that’s ever been posted on your blog

pembrokewkorgi:

putuksstuff:

bennimyau:

princesscorrln:

Quick little transparent new Pokemon!

@putuksstuff

I LOVE ALL OF THEM THEY’RE COLORFUL AND WEIRD AND WONDERFUL!!

Where do I find more info on them?

I…is that a transvestite fish?

No, it’s Lady Gaga as a fish

mechandra:

jokes on you