Silver Tongue

elasticitymudflap:

sapphire saying overly dramatic shit like “Such is fate…” when steven tells her she froze the toilet fucking solidifies my hc that sapphire is just that sarcastic dramatic friend that whenever someone’s like “oh hey we’re out of ketchup” she deadpan gazes out the window and is like “So… it has come to This…”

and half the time she actually fools people into thinking that they’ve enabled some HyperDeathFuture by stating a lack of condiments

Wasn’t she humming stronger than you when in space jail and then jasper told her to stop. And then garnet sang stronger than you while fighting jasper? I am fully for sapphire being the master of comedy.

lesbian-tm:

cptdriad:

glitxhes:

greenwithenby:

lovieblobie:

greenwithenby:

how long until ppl complain that Ruby and Sapphire are problematic as a couple because of how much they distracted each other.

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lesbians: *love each other*

tumblr dot hell: uh…seems a little problematic

It was a lil annoying/overdone and how it wasnt addressed/punished but still
Thts not attacking lesbianism its just lazy story

a lesbian couple: flirts with each other
tumblr: um… where’s the punishment…? :/

The reason behind it is because garnet is a separate entity from ruby and sapphire. She isn’t two people, nor one person, she is an experience. Why fused, they likely don’t get a chance to flirt with each other and have fun doing things that requires two people. When they were separated playing baseball, it rekindled their love for each other, not that their love was fading in the first place, but it’s probably the first time in a while they’ve gotten to just have fun as themselves with each other in a long time

just-shower-thoughts:

Would the female equivalent of “tea-bagging” be “carpet bombing”?

just-shower-thoughts:

I’ve never heard a car alarm go off and thought “Someones car is getting stolen.”

imploder:

rah-bop:

Hey everybody, this weekend I’m going to 

✨ ANTHROCON ✨

Since I get the impression it’s acceptable to dress up as an animal person at AC I took the opportunity to make a costume out of Rue, my D&D character, which I’ve been wanting to do for a while. If you see me, please feel free to say hi.

I will also be attending the Homestuck meetup on Friday at 5pm. I’ve kind of kept it on the downlow but I am the Director of Environmental Art for Hiveswap. I’ve also done a bunch of work for Homestuck itself. If you have any Homestuck/Hiveswap questions feel free to ask and I’ll answer as much as I can. 

Hope to see you guys there! 

Dude this shit is unreal. Seriously. It looks so amazing. I’m amazed.

grumpquoteoftheday:

- Dan Avidan, 2016

2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

officialkeikoandgilly:
“chai-leaf:
“ deadjosey:
“ DOUBLE STOMP
”
mine is fucking Butt Lock are you fucking kidding me
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Okay…what the fuck is a “Reversal Scratch”. I literally have one of the shit-tastic moves in the Pokemon universe. The point of...

officialkeikoandgilly:

chai-leaf:

deadjosey:

DOUBLE STOMP

mine is fucking Butt Lock are you fucking kidding me

Okay…what the fuck is a “Reversal Scratch”. I literally have one of the shit-tastic moves in the Pokemon universe. The point of scratching is to inflict harm. Reversing that is like cracking out the med supplies and doctoring your opponent like, “Oh I am so terribly sorry sir/madam, please faint me out of my misery the next time it’s your turn. Proper super effective, if you’d be so kind.”

It could cause confusion. Also I have ancient punch which is super rad. Sounds like a legendaries move.