fuckthisblogshit:

misandry-mermaid:

kanyemiddleast:

zek-plus:

95 hours per week

A fucking queen

These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.

Jesus

Neurotypicals: You have the CHOICE to be HAPPY OR SAD and CONTROL over your own thoughts. CHOOSE to be HAPPY and then you'll be GOOD it's NOT THAT HARD
Me: YOU should CHOOSE to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

polecat-flyer:

calamity-cain:

death-list-five:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

pongoplease:

Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this

Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.

God bless this post pls share it far & wide

Ladies to whom this is news, there’s a lovely book called “Taking Charge Of Your Fertility” that will tell you all you ever needed to know about these changes (even if you don’t give a shit about your fertility.)

iguanamouth:

fruit dragons !

click through to see whats what - fun fact the dragonfruit was the First One made but as i had no plans to make the rest of em at the time theres a noticable difference in quality and size a h h ah a

vanhir:

Remember that time Liam just straight-up fucking murdered Liam while Pat watched?

Liam murdered Liam?

countessnoir:

The studio version

spatziline:

We all know you want to be a true Disney Princess but that wasn’t the time Marco!

I really wish more zelda games would use a system like the journal and the kids in majoras mask. You know, a way to keep track of all the side quests and talking to the kids gives you hints about side quests you have yet to find so you can find them. It really gives a great way to 100% it.

I FOUND THE MISSING HEARTPIECE

I CAN’T BELIEVE THE ONE HEARTPIECE I WAS MISSING WAS THE ONE FROM THE HAND IN THE STOCKPOTT IN TOILETS! THAT’S NORMALLY ONE OF THE FIRST HEARTPIECES I GET!

THE COUPLES BOMBCHU GAME IN MAJORAS MASK IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT