THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT
This is what conventions are all about.
Seems like a solid convention
How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer
- Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”
- Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007
- They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)
- Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it
- When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place
- Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page
Donald Trump is every student ever who didn’t read the book and is trying to wing it when the teacher asks what they think it was about.
NEW PHOTOS from episode 2 of Doctor Who’s new season! Tune in this Saturday, September 26th at 9/8c on BBC America for “The Witch’s Familiar”.
Inb4 the “shocking” return of Clara and Missy.
It feels like they accidentally put the finale at the beginning of the season this time…
Pretty poor writing when they say the actor is leaving after the season and has an anti-climactic “death” in the first episode. For the Master, I expect it because he’s the Master, but of course Moffat sucks at making consistent characters further than an episode.
I feel nothing for Clara.
“You lied to me. You owe me.”
You lied all last season, Clara, with a cardboard boyfriend that died for a plot device where somehow he was the only person with enough will to be a human cyberman, and now she’s acting like she has the Doctor on a leash when she’s the puppy.
Victorian Clara at least seemed real.
The only good takeaways from 12′s era is 12th Doctor and Missy.
Moffat’s too repetitive and mediocre.
The Doctor’s Darkest Day.
THE DOCTOR’S DARKEST DAY!
THE DOCTOR’S DARKEST DAY!
THE DOCTOR’S TENTH DARKEST FUCKING DAY! YOU’RE NEVER GONNA GUESS THIS, BUT HE’S GONNA ALMOST DIE AGAIN!
GEE, IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE’S FATE IF IT WASN’T PREDICTABLE THEY’D COME BACK AFTER “DYING” IN THE FIRST EPISODE!
Sure, RTD used deus ex machinas, but at least they weren’t the same thing and ALWAYS OBVIOUS.
Just wait, they’ll drag out his latest, “OOH, I’M DYING TOMORROW” bit til the season finale.
CHANGE THE LEAD WRITER ALREADY!
Also, wasn’t Clara supposed to be pregnant with a descendant of Danny’s?
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Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
who’s the cuddler:
who makes the bed:
who wakes up first:
who has the weird taste in music:
who is more protective:
who sings in the shower:
who cries during movies:
who spends the most while out shopping:
who kisses more roughly:
who is more dominate:
my rating of the ship from 1-10:
