djsckatzen:

paladinpup:

kramergate:

just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit

There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is too small: (1) the band size is too small & (2) the condom is not sustainable

The band is at the base of the condom. It’s latex is made thicker here than the shaft and is, therefore, less elastic. The band keeps the condom secure so it does not come off mid-insertion and so penial fluids do not leak from the condom. To do this, the band has to keep a very tight grip on the base of the penis. This is the main complaint from people using condoms too small for them. The shaft’s plastic can stretch comfortably, but the band is not so lenient and uncomfortably or painfully squeezes the base of the penis.

Condoms in use experience a lot of friction. For a condom’s shaft or band to be stretched farther than it was intended weakens the latex. The band and shaft are then at risk of being broken from the friction. It fitting does not mean it is sustainable.

If your partner says a condom is too small, believe them and cease from doing anything that requires a condom. If your partner says a condom is too small but is trying to pressure you into unprotected sex, kick them out the door. 

bolded for emphasis

chefpyro:

why give a fuck when you could sell a fuck

Because I don’t have any fucks to spare. If you look at the field in which I grow my fucks, you will find it barren. this was a horrible year and the harvest yielded no fucks for myself let alone to give or sell.

revtomdildomolar:

slythwolf:

honestly like

garnet has been fused on earth (at least the vast majority of the time) for several thousand years so

garnet doesnt have a british accent

britain has a garnet accent

#what did garnet do in britain

vehlr:

captioned-vines:

[Music I Write Sins Not Tragedies]

Brendon: [singing] “ What a shame! The poor groom’s bride is [shouts] JOHN CENA!”

myopicmartyr

vanny-more:

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thelifeofyan:

kisskendrick:

nerdfaceangst:

whitehouse:

Join the movement to make two years of community college as free and universal as high school is today at HeadsUpAmerica.us/Act.

If there was ever a post Tumblr needed to go viral it’s this one (only 848 people have joined so far).

This is an amazing opportunity for myself as well as countless others!

11782 people have signed,they need 50000

Commander holly is actually a bunch of pigeons in a space suit. Pass it on.

Co supervillians omg yasss have tea every other day talking about the stupid stuff our superheros due.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

mint-and-love:

scraps-is-busy:

“Did you hear about what Captain ‘Fart’astic did the other day? I spend years trying to figure out his secret identity and he blows it to his girlfriend who then blogs about it. What a waste! 

Anyway, turns out he voted for Donald Trump, so he’s the real villain here.”

“Ugh i wish my superhero at least had some thoughts, all he does is try to cat call girls. I mean yeah he saved manhattan once, but now he expects to get special treatment about it.”

“Don’t worry. You know the old saying, make your own villains. They’ll probably beat him up for you.”

“You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn’t easy to get over, and don’t think that I didn’t try.”

If you're a super villian could i be the cooky sidekick :U

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-random-mod:

scraps-is-busy:

We’ll be partners! Actually, sidekick is better. Oh, if you become a supervillain, can I be your sidekick!? 

Hey, I thought I was your #1 henchperson

Sidekick is a step above henchperson. Not part of the same package. 

If you're a super villian could i be the cooky sidekick :U

scraps-is-busy:

We’ll be partners! Actually, sidekick is better. Oh, if you become a supervillain, can I be your sidekick!? 

Hey, I thought I was your #1 henchperson