dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

rykitsu:

varsyl:

i had the weirdest dream where indiana jones was my dad and we were building donald trump’s home. we later found out he was the zodiac killer and i started running away from trump as he was trying to murder me….??!

I bet Trump framed Ted Cruz and your dream is just revealing the truth

lornacrowley:

magmatsubusa:

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

junkst like brat

LEAVE HIM ALONE !!!

Disgraced Overwatch Creator Chris Metzen Gives Up 

serpentmythos:

cherry-flavored-trickster:

I was in a match with four Symmetras as Reinhardt and it was the best thing i am a proud father

There was a Hanzo too…

STOP

oathkeeper-of-tarth:

On the Run - Jailbreak - Back to the Barn

Steven learning things about his Gem Moms that they were afraid of telling him or that they may not have wanted him to know at all, and accepting and loving them no matter what. Inspired in part by this post.

Bonus:

theshiriko:

FUCKING TOO CUTE GOD DAMN

appulsprite:

things you didn’t know you needed: 

1. a photoset of alphys in cute outfits, 
   
2. probably a glass of water

mx-bones:

qthorn:

P.Po

@peeposprite

bearinzar:

biggerb0at:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

Remember to mark your home with an American flag, so come Independence eve, Uncle Sam will know to pass over your home so he won’t snatch up your first born child

and if you have a pool you must dump all your tea in it 

Don’t forget to leave out a six pack of PBR or Budweiser and some bacon for when he visits. You will be rewarded ever so greatly for your patriotic deeds.

Don’t forget to post all grievances you have with the British government on your door so the spirit of George Washington doesn’t think you’re a loyalist