ENDUT! HOCH HECH!
the quality of the latest Simpsons seasons really suffered, it seems…

This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery.
Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t find a larger copy, here’s what the small blurb says:
A World of a Difference
George W. Jorgensen, Jr., son of a Bronx carpenter, served in the Army for two years and was given honorable discharge in 1946. Now George is no more. After six operations, Jorgensen’s sex has been changed and today she is a striking woman, working as a photographer in Denmark. Parents were informed of the big change in a letter Christine (that’s her new name) sent to them recently.
This article is 58 years old, and it’s more respectful of Christine’s pronoun choices and name than some publications are today. It makes me happy to see a newspaper be respectful of a trans person’s choice of name and pronouns like that :3
If someone from literally one of the most intolerant decades in recent history can respectfully write about trans women current journalists have no excuse.
37q:
did anyone ever actually read animorphs or did we all just glance at the covers and assume it needed no explanation on the way to the goosebumps section in our elementary school library
animorphs is a scifi series about the grey morality of war and child soldiers experiencing trauma, depression, PTSD, being frequently and brutally dismembered, disemboweled, literally tortured to the brink of death, forced to murder their own family members with their bare hands, and on page 22 of the very first book they watch the alien prince who gave them their ~wacky animal morphing powers~ scream while be eaten alive in vivid and gory detail
One dude permanently turned into a bird for a while, forgot how to make facial expressions when he was a human and ate roadkill. And that was one of the tamer things.
You know the starfish cover everyone likes to mock especially? The girl beat someone to death with her own severed arm in that one :)
What the fuck did I miss out on
Don’t forget that histories most influential people were actually super robots capable of mass destruction if it weren’t for the fact that pacafism was part of their programming and the one time that they managed to bypass it, there was a near genocide of an alien race that the children played a part in.
I love this video.
Rip watermelons
Revolver ocelot touches himself to this
Gallagher is out of control
I kinda wanna play russian roulette with the watermelons. I mean this as in six melons lined up and one bullet in the chambers so only one melon gets destroyed.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
THE NEW CHARACTER IS AN OMI REVOLOUR FROM FRANCE AND SOUNDS LIKE OMI PITCHED UP
CLAYS FACE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS HIT WITH A TRAIN
DOJO IS YELLOW FOR SOME REASON
AND MASTER FUNG IS SENILE.
THEY CHANGED THE NAMES OF THE SHEN GONG WU
ALSO SOMETHING LOOKS OFF ABOUT RAIMUNDO AND i DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS
UGH JESUS CHRIST I KNOW I FOUND IT ON NETFLIX LOOKING FOR THE OLD SHOW. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK AND THEY ACTUALLY SUMMON THE ELEMENTS but that’s kinda cool to be honest buT WHY IS DOJO YELLOW
I like the redesign of some of the shen gong wu like the orb of tornami looks cooler and the changing chopsticks aren’t as plain but why did they have to change the names?
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FACT THAT THE XIAOLIN SHOWDOWNS THEMSEVES ARE C-FUCKING-G
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
THE NEW CHARACTER IS AN OMI REVOLOUR FROM FRANCE AND SOUNDS LIKE OMI PITCHED UP
CLAYS FACE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS HIT WITH A TRAIN
DOJO IS YELLOW FOR SOME REASON
AND MASTER FUNG IS SENILE.
THEY CHANGED THE NAMES OF THE SHEN GONG WU
ALSO SOMETHING LOOKS OFF ABOUT RAIMUNDO AND i DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS
UGH JESUS CHRIST I KNOW I FOUND IT ON NETFLIX LOOKING FOR THE OLD SHOW. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK AND THEY ACTUALLY SUMMON THE ELEMENTS but that’s kinda cool to be honest buT WHY IS DOJO YELLOW
I like the redesign of some of the shen gong wu like the orb of tornami looks cooler and the changing chopsticks aren’t as plain but why did they have to change the names?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
THE NEW CHARACTER IS AN OMI REVOLOUR FROM FRANCE AND SOUNDS LIKE OMI PITCHED UP
CLAYS FACE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS HIT WITH A TRAIN
DOJO IS YELLOW FOR SOME REASON
AND MASTER FUNG IS SENILE.
THEY CHANGED THE NAMES OF THE SHEN GONG WU
ALSO SOMETHING LOOKS OFF ABOUT RAIMUNDO AND i DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I used to love Doctor Who, and now I care so little that I literally didn’t even know there was a new season starting this month
I haven’t seen any of 12 because of how little I care.
Same. And base of what I’ve heard, I’m glad I made the choice to stop watching
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
I wish for 1989 tickets to an L.A. show appear for me.
CAN I PLEASE GET A CHANCE TO HUG LUKE?
tachola nikki im gonna beat ur ass for reblogging this
Zieht jedes Mal
