fuckbangovers:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

myotpisgay:

dredsina:

if u live in america you know that the fourth of july actually lasts for two months

and i just heard my first fireworks two minutes ago so i’m here to tell you America Season has started

“Was that a firework or gunshot?” season has started.

samael:

khatoblepas:

There they are, the two genders.

only a cis deals in absolutes

sandandglass:

David Tennant steps in to correct Donald Trump’s comments about Scotland and Brexit

tradepassingjesus:

comesitbymyfire:

toodrunktofindaurl:

exxtraterrestrial:

I need more hufflepuff representation. Do not be afraid young hufflepuffs. Dwayne the fucking ROCK Johnson is a hufflepuff. Punch a FUCKING wall. ITS HUFFLEPUFF TIME.

You might say that he is a… Hufflebuff

Yah, I guess he’s pretty Huffletough

But of course he is Hufflerough after all.

just-shower-thoughts:

“I should go, I have to work in the morning.” Is the adult version of “It’s my bedtime.”

music-minx:

I stepped away to get a drink and came back to this…

zenathezee:

The purest friendships are the ones where you stare at each other like it’s the camera on the office whenever someone says something dumb