Silver Tongue

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The comments on this ad…

lmao people are so salty about this

demilypyro:

Who is Shane dawson

isnt that the guy from the titanic that died?

BUG

thyrell:

peysi:

cave-spiders:

reblogkoala:

oakdoor:

minecraft steve: lost in new york

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open rp

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“Cohme getcha hawt dowgs ere”

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“HEY watch your step buddy im crawlin ‘ere!!!”

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*silverfish noises*

i like that this post accurately conveys that new york is full of people who want to hurt you

starozoa:
“@seases‘s OC, Ira!!
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starozoa:

@seases‘s OC, Ira!!

xxtc-96xx:

youraveragebogman-deactivated20:

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Wait you mean that’s actually something they’re pushing? I thought it was a joke making fun of the other platforms doing that crap

Dang

liquidstar:

myworldunburied:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

fullmetal alchemist was nuts because “theres a crazy murderer who was executed for his crimes and then had his soul implanted in a suit of armor as part of a twisted government experiment” is a D-plot at best

correction: this was actually three characters i just forgot about the other two because they had a more minor role and they were two mass murderers in a trench coat pretending to be one mass murderer

Source: liquidstar

who told you that how did you know

jacobtheloofah:

hertzing:

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Oh fuck! I’ve gotta tell my chickens i love them!

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phew

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what kind of idiot farmer does this at the end of the day (this post was written by Tell All Animals I Love Them At The Start Of The Day gang)

lunagaron:

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this was ahead of the game

pukicho:

pukicho:

Hey not to sound evil, but if I had the power to cast lightnin bolt on anyone I wanted, I’d use it on people who inconvenience me even slightly

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I simply did not mention the horny