Silver Tongue

kenwaylights:

when ur pet smushes their head into ur hand so u will pet them
reblog if u agree

just-shower-thoughts:

I’ve seen so many fake pictures of Bigfoot that looked real, that if I saw a real picture of Bigfoot I would think it was fake.

jankybones:

Keep tryin’ Steven

just-shower-thoughts:

Queen Elizabeth II has been alive since the height of the British Empire and has spent roughly 78% of her life watching it decline

officialvarrictethras:

when someone offers to buy you the thing you were jokingly asking for

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