protestations:

SOMEONE CALL 911 I JUST WITNESSED A FUCKING MURDER

The entire republican part just got destoryed. FEEL THE BERN!

I ship you with no one because you're the ace aro char who shouldnt be shipped.
Anonymous

While I am Ace, this situation would be purely hypothetical.

Send me a message with who you ship me with and what our ship name would be

Chaotic neutral. You seem pretty solid in the middle of the moral compass but you're also kinda crazy. In the fun way.

Sounds about right. I see myself as chaotic neutral too.

ashle1:

if you were to label me as 

  • Lawful Good | Neutral Good | Chaotic Good
  • Lawful Neutral | True Neutral | Chaotic Neutral
  • Lawful Evil | Neutral Evil | Chaotic Evil

what would you label me

You’ve heard of Carry On My Wayward Son now enjoy

xekstrin:

punlich:

Please Stop My Relentless Daughter

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Originally posted by baelor

I'm curious, what do you usually deliver? (Pizza, other food?) Any crazy stories?
Anonymous

Oh boy.

First, I deliver sandwiches. I work for jimmy johns.

Now for the worst parent award.

this one woman comes with a toddler daughter and young child son. She takes the baby seat and brings it over to her table but rather than setting her toddler in it, she puts her purse in it and her toddler on the table. She is on a call as her daughter stands on the table and starts smacking the overhanging light. Now all out hanging lights are connected on a single bar. swing one light and the whole bar swings and subsequently, the other lights. So this bitch is letting her daughter put other customers in danger by swaying a long bar hanging up high. Meanwhile, her son is holding down the ice machine and letting ice fall all over the floor, making a slipping hazard. When we ask her to control her kids, she throws a huge fit about how we don’t have the right to criticize her parenting and demands to speak to the manager. Luckily, the manager was the one who asked her to control her kids and not put her toddler on the table.

So she makes a huge scene and leaves and luckily we never see her again.

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

armiehammerme:

go-ride-a-boar:

  • Push off a cliff
  • Kiss
  • Marry
  • Set on Fire
  • Wrap a Blanket around
  • Be Roommates with

DO THIS

I need more hypnotic butt wagging in my life