queenbeaniii:

-come up with a goofy catchphrase to say before I start a battle and when I win/lose

-ask strangers for their numbers after we battle so I can call them constantly to tell them how strong my top percentage rattata is

-brush up on my Pokeflute playing skills in case of a Snorlax blocking my path

-start a gym and hand out badges to people who beat me

-scream “THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING” at people riding bikes in illogical locations

-jump out at unsuspecting civilians when they walk past to battle

-blast inspiring Pokemon music when I travel around or battle people

-cosplay every day

-lose my entire social life

I have greens theme on my phone and I will play it whenever I battle

rainfelt:

boychic:

everybody who skipped dragon age origins is missing out b/c at some point you help a tree who speaks only in rhymes steal an acorn from a homeless man in your quest to locate and kill a naked woman and some werewolves for an 800 year old elf

Maybe you stole an acorn from a homeless man. I bartered for it like a decent human being.

I don’t know, stealing it was fun. Also I helped the werewolves because I’m a good elf mage

blackcatula:

fucking WASTED

stpetericks:

are you ever listening to a fall out boy song and then suddenly u kind of just drop everything and stop in ur tracks and maybe stop breathing for a minute

because holy fuck

u fucking understands what he says in that one part

and ur life is sort of changed forever

arealliveghost:

mulattafury:

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

[source]

the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

I need to draw her

classannalampost:

firebreathingeli:

actualscience:

firebreathingeli:

actualscience:

firebreathingeli:

actualscience:

firebreathingeli:

actualscience:

firebreathingeli:

actualscience:

firebreathingeli:

actualscience:

firebreathingeli:

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

i do bite my thumb, sir

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

is the law on our side if i say ay?

No

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

Do you quarrel, sir?

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

No better

well, sir

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

The Shakespeare fandom is out of control

You could have mentioned on the note that the entire section of the apartment complex you live in is entirely blocked off

officialkeikoandgilly:

a-random-mod:

jitterbugjive:

you just made the same exact pun as the other person 

i’m telling you

pun-ishment is the most lame pun

Your response had no punctuation.

You mean pun-ctuation. =P
Sorry for being pun-ctual about it. xD

I’m going to pun - ch you for pointing out my pun

janembascandyhell:

My favorite bastard