Silver Tongue

tricotfurry:

tricotfurry:

tricotfurry:

trust the website that regularly has people get hacked by ray ban sales bots and also generally has had a pornbot problem for at least the past 5 years if not longer with your credit card information

you have to be very extremely stupid or ignorant to expect this website to have trustworthy financial security measures

the website that coded “Please don’t download this MP3 file our lawyers will be upset” into its html design is going to protect your credit card. ok.

gunrunnersarsenal:

cookingwithroxy:

demiurge1138:

supersnarky:

blizzardofjj:

jaubaius:

Silent but deadly.
A Gaboon viper crawling around like a caterpillar.

😱

Nature did an excellent job depicting “Do Not Touch” with this one.

Tsuchinoko real

angry spinal column

it looks like a robot/toy to me….

castiellesbian:

someone please get sued for monetizing destiel smut so lawyers have to read from it in front of an entire room

emi1y:

for $3.99 a month you can edit people’s posts again

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

mormonism is sooo funny to me because its straight up one of the few Religion Religions that isn’t regarded as a kooky cult despite the fact that it’s like 100% based on a weird racist scam but we all have to play nice and pretend that its real because there’s like a couple million of them living in utah who are very invested in the whole thing 

Like it really goes to show that the only difference between a cult and a religion is having a membership number high enough to get some senate seats and an Entire State

valigarmander:

motion controls, eh

respected-demon:

aphony-cree:

sonicrainbooms:

bloodyl1ps:

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this post hasn’t left my mind since i’ve first saw it

people jest but this is literally how i worked out i was gaslit for like 15 years of my life

People who “want trauma” are recognizing, on some level, that they were traumatized but in a way that’s not “socially recognized” as trauma. What they really want is for people to see that they’ve been traumatized and be on their side

Hold up

millenary-kid:

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Lets not forget that Jade Harley had to perform a taxidermy on her own dead grandpa on the day of her fifth birthday, loosing the only human contact she would ever had for years to come and have had trouble sleeping since.

Jade’s nightmares Part1 - Part2 - Part3

jitterbugjive:

Someone got a pokemon roulette commission recently which means I randomize pokemon numbers and have to draw the pokemon as a human or anthro with specific traits no matter what pokemon it is

I just got this thing and I have to make it anthro

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lord help me…

could go the coward rout and make a gajinka

chefpyro:

80% of the complexity in metal gear’s plot is wholly ocelot’s fault

The other 20% is huey emerichs