trash-deluxe:

cashwheel:

dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive

Jesus of Nazareth was actually born 4 years later than they thought which means 2016 is a myth it’s still 2012 and the world could still end like the Mayas predicted

slcywalker:

sokkaspetboomerang:

twilimidnaz:

The only reason that the anakin and padme ship is called Anidala is because everyone is collectively trying to avoid calling it Anime

KISS KISS FALL IN LAVA

STOP

Finally home after being called in an hour early. I’m going to take a shower and then collapse on my bed.

Ugh, I’m being called into work early

just-shower-thoughts:

I wonder how many of those “jerks” who don’t return their shopping cart in the parking lot are single parents who have to strap their baby in before loading the groceries in their trunk and don’t want to leave their baby alone in the car to return a cart.

rosexknight:

“Haha it must be free.”

“I get a discount right?”

“C'mon smile!”

“I just printed those bills this morning.”

I guarantee they’ve heard them a billion times. You’re not bringing humor to their day. You’re making yourself look like an idiot. Just don’t…

Whenever someone says that, I just stare at them with the most deadpan look I can give. You know, this one

Originally posted by imightbeacoffeesnob

rosexknight:

“Drunks, partyers, changelings, paints, lost souls…You name it, we got it.”

djthed:

What’s he so excited about?

EDIT:

Dang, this post kind of exploded more than I would have thought in just 24 hours! I edited the animation slightly as I noticed a few minor odd instances I didn’t notice before publishing this. Still the same animation, but better (you probably won’t notice a difference at all if you’re an average viewer, though)!

farmers-against-thespians:

thespian–against–farmers:

Fuck you

Yikes. Never hit a block button faster in my life.

allsoundsasscreed:

Mario: And here he is! Our campione (champion), Ezio!

Mercenaries: All hail Ezio!

Ezio: I see you’ve wasted no time starting the celebration.

Mario: And why not?! You’ve done us a great service, nipote (nephew)! With Vieri dead, la Toscana (Tuscany) will grow quiet once more. Do you know what that means?

Mercenary I: Basta lavorare! (No more work!)

Mercenary II: Si passa tutto il giorno a bere! (We can drink all day!)

Mercenary III: What?! It’s true!