autiegotmoves:

mxcleod:

He’s back.

the dark knight rises

Is that the guy who took pictures of peoples ass crack during magic tournaments?

ttoba:

The time will come when Morty doesn’t need his grampappy by his side anymore. 

turianmailman:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

Bonus:

puddincakes:

lilyvonpseudonym:

why224:

swanmills:

kids who have overprotective and overcontrolling parents and know how to lie on the spot vs kids who don’t

YES

If we can be serious for a moment:

This is what overprotective overcontrolling parents teach you to do. They do not teach you restraint, or how to protect yourself, or anything other than how to lie.

We’ve been coming to this confrontation with Dr. Maheswaran for some time, because somewhere along the line, her actions taught Connie that if she discovered a beautiful, fantastic new world, where magic is real and possible and she is strong and independent and a warrior, her parents would take it away from her.

NEVER let your children believe that you are going to take their passions away from them. Never do this. Your children are your responsibility, yes, and you should try to keep them safe, but they are also human beings, and they have a RIGHT to interact with the world. If you use your authority to make them afraid to do so- Or worse, to make them feel like doing so is shameful and they have to lie about it- all you are doing is hurting them and training them to lie.

^^^ THAT RIGHT THERE ^^^^^ THAT IS WHAT I’M REBLOGING THIS FOR

sherlock-hannibal:

Which do you prefer?

Its because Americans are stubborn and refuse to admit when they need help or that what they’ve been doing doesn’t work and that’s why they’re losing money.

dapper-deoxys:

bikwin5:

jimthecitizen:

that’s quitter’s talk

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

for real tho, if you have a hook with a string on it, you can hook onto the chandelier and pull it to you, then you can step on it and swing by onto the room. If you forget to bring the hook with you, you could always just jump down since it isn’t that far. Just hope that the chandelier is strong enough to hold you for a while.

It’s reserved for assassins

Dignity is a social construct made so that strangers may judge people based on what they enjoy, be it clothing or hobbies.

moonstrology:

can be a blog, a trend, a meme, an object, a person.