rosexknight:

wizardmoon:

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

So a customer told us that we were being discriminatory and racist against appliances because sometimes the white ones will go on sale and the black ones won’t.

don’t the various colours have different codes and sales are indicative of what kind people prefer to buy?

Yes but the white ones go on sale so we’re racist.

Yeah, what I mean is don’t things that go on sale when they aren’t selling well meaning nobody was even buying the white ones?

Yes but do you really think that someone yelling at us about appliances being racist has the capacity to think through supply and demand?

WHITE APPLIANCES SHOW DIRT FASTER THAN BLACK ONES THATS WHY NO ONE BUYS THEM AND THATS WHY THEY GO ON SALE HOMYGOD

I know this. And you know this. And everyone with a brain knows this. Except for the one white customer who wanted a discount. And said that we were being racist against appliances because we were giving it to him.

What I was saying that it’s not a matter of racism it’s the fact that nobody was buying the white ones so the store gave an incentive to buy it.

@jwblogofrandomness

I made this in an hour and a half so at least I have a reason for it’s horrible quality.

jwblogofrandomness:

masteroflag-meh:

jwblogofrandomness:

This animation was deemed good enough to air on TV folks.

Don’t believe me? Watch the clip for yourself.

And the problem besides the spoken line being too long is?

Well besides the fact that the drawings look horrifying (and not in a good way), it is literally just the same two drawings repeated over and over. Maybe this could work if the whole show had a more limited choppy animation style (similar to Rocky and Bullwinkle or early Hanna Barbera shows), but all of the other animation in this show is more smooth with a lot more frames (which is a problem for other reasons but that’s another rant all together), which makes this scene stick out like a sore thumb.

Plus to top it all off they couldn’t even get the mouth movements to sync with the line correctly.

I’ve seen animators on flipnote who could do a better job than this shit. hell, I could probably animate better than that

nyegi:

eliteshielder:

eliteshielder:

cr1tikal has ocd??????? holy shit

this is like… wow

my brother (who has terrible ocd and is very embarrassed about his rituals) loves games and lp’s and the like and i know this will make a HUGE impact on him…im so thankful cr1tikal made this video because like . seeing that such a successful person does the same things he does and saying that shit does get better is so important

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

So a customer told us that we were being discriminatory and racist against appliances because sometimes the white ones will go on sale and the black ones won’t.

don’t the various colours have different codes and sales are indicative of what kind people prefer to buy?

Yes but the white ones go on sale so we’re racist.

Yeah, what I mean is don’t things that go on sale when they aren’t selling well meaning nobody was even buying the white ones?

hellyeahthomassanders:

That’s All You Need 💖 by Thomas Sanders

rosexknight:

So a customer told us that we were being discriminatory and racist against appliances because sometimes the white ones will go on sale and the black ones won’t.

don’t the various colours have different codes and sales are indicative of what kind people prefer to buy?

thedenofravenpuff:

With Tourmaline it’s more that she ain’t aware of what things around her might react to her magnetism, at least not at all time. She spends a lot of time in space, things are more simple out there.

She wouldn’t even know what a frying pan is or if it even exists. 

Not until its sudden introduction at least.

hackerfucker:

its in the second professor layton game (diabolical box) and out of the like 800 plus in the whole series its not even close to being the most difficult but its always the one i remember so ill break it down

its an illustration of three bottles with excruciatingly long and exaggerated necks that are entangled into a maze so you cant clearly see which bottle leads to which opening

and the flavor text is like “the garlic smells bad use two corks to block up the garlic bottles” or something

so basically tell which exits of the maze lead to which entrances and then block those exits

but if you look closer you realize that this cant actually be done because all three exits lead to garlic

so i assumed it must be an error or something because theres no other input method to answer that its a trick question (some of the layton puzzles let you write in the answer but this only let you tap on the illustration to indicate your answer)

so i try all the different combinations and it still doesnt work so like a Goddamn Fool i have to buy the mega super hint, for this childrens coloring book maze of a question

and its the man

you have to tap the little cartoon mans nose to use the corks as noseplugs for this guy who dont even have nostrils

its really not that unreasonable comparatively but it is definitely the silliest use of lateral thinking in a video game that ive ever seen

well by that point in the prof layton series, it’s someone obvious that there’s always an outside the box solution to most of the puzzles. Like the astronaut on a planet finds life and it says how many of what there are and asks how many aliens are there total and the first instinct is to count it all up but the solution is 1 because they are all on their home planet, it’s the astronaut who is the alien to them. or the one about the germs and it’s like “if two cells create four cells in one minute and four cells make 8 in one minute, how long would it take 1 cell to create as many as 2 cells can create in 10 minutes” and the answer is 11 minutes because one cell creates two cells in one minute and then it’s back on track.