Silver Tongue

just-shower-thoughts:

Future generations watching Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure may find the concept of a phone booth more implausible than time travel

That’s not true. But they will probably assume phone booths are optimal for time travel because doctor who, unfortunately, will not end.

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s socially acceptable to believe in a god, and everything that goes with it, but not aliens

keetongu:
“ crylie:
“ @kingsatans
GUNFOOT ” ”

foxy–boxes:

mnstrcndy:

“Thank you for listening to me.”

@thewinterwulf

weirdmageddon:

ford pre-portal incident (but around the time he was losing his mind) is actually just jon arbuckle in garfield minus garfield (but more smart and stuff)

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I could imagine Doofus chara trying to get glitter off of a tall shelf, then the glitter spilling onto them. They were glitterful for a week
Anonymous

just-shower-thoughts:

My wife watches so many cop/murder mystery shows that she could probably kill me and get away with it.

Well the first thing about cop shows is that orgies of evidence are usually indicative of a frame job but in real life, an orgy of evidence makes someone guaranteed to get arrested.

grinning-ever-so-widely:

mechanical-virtuoso:

grinning-ever-so-widely:

IKEA CHAIRS ARE HARD TO ASSEMBLE

dont assemble them then. use each individual part wisely™. make sure you have lube though !!

LEAVE ME ALONE????????

just-shower-thoughts:

This generation’s kids will grow up thinking the guy on Newman’s Own salad dressing is just another fictional mascot

true-with-drew:

true-with-drew:

slbtumblng:

mkbuster:

pan-pizza:

The one Xmen Evolution Episode, Walk on the Wild Side where all the girl Xmen dress in all leather, form a vigilante team and there was a very cheesy music montage and rotoscoped animation from The Craft????

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@slbtumblng bad gurls~ ;3

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Never forget.

I swear to god there was some buffy and faith dancing mixed in too, someone find the gifs!

I FOUND THEM!

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