ufonized:

honestly fuck those photos where someone’s room has like one white blanket on the ground next to a plant with like two pastel sweaters on a clothes rack. welcome to my cluttered hellscape of a bedroom. there are no clean walls. clothes are erupting from every crevice. my bed has 14 pillows and none of the pillowcases match. where the hell is my representation on this damn website.

fox-muldr:

no offense but this year, politically, across the entire globe, has been an absolute joke 

avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

someclevernamepun:

;-;

ihadagoldthrone:

0:Height
1:Virgin?
2:Shoe size
3:Do you smoke?
4:Do you drink?
5:Do you take drugs?
6:Age you get mistaken for
7:Have tattoos?
8:Want any tattoos?
9:Got any piercings?
10:Want any piercings?
11:Best friend?
12:Relationship status
13:Biggest turn ons
14:Biggest turn offs
15:Favorite movie
16:I’ll love you if
17:Someone you miss
18:Most traumatic experience
19:A fact about your personality
20:What I hate most about myself
21:What I love most about myself
22:What I want to be when I get older
23:My relationship with my sibling(s)
24:My relationship with my parent(s)
25:My idea of a perfect date
26:My biggest pet peeves
27:A description of the girl/boy I like
28:A description of the person I dislike the most
29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30:What I hate the most about work/school
31:What your last text message says
32:What words upset me the most
33:What words make me feel the best about myself
34:What I find attractive in women
35:What I find attractive in men
36:Where I would like to live
37:One of my insecurities
38:My childhood career choice
39:My favorite ice cream flavor
40:Who wish I could be
41:Where I want to be right now
42:The last thing I ate
43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44:A random fact about anything

phukers:

This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….

thivus:

not-cooper:

It’s been decided

Originally posted by galaxiablade

venusian–eye:

madameatomicbomb:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

i don’t fucking believe this. i don’t believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now

if you don’t get the joke or just tired I’m sure you’ve heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt

just-shower-thoughts:

My lap doesn’t exist until I sit down.

you clearly never owned a cat

irailleth-archive:

like if u make the usual damsel who is usually female a transguy and the rescuer who is usually male a transgirl????
(to simplify:
usual stuff: girl get saved by guy; if u make both of them trans it becomes; transguy get saved by transgirl
this is just to help those who don’t rlly understand the question)

i mean idk man since that isn’t a usual thing u see even if they do make the characters cis.

I don’t really know the answer my dude, sorry :///

What about if a trans girl gets saved by a trans guy?