Silver Tongue

jessicachastains:

twofishies:
lightspeedsound:
all-the-fangirl-feels:
#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces
casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.
Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.
casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.
Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.
what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!
#and it focused on female friendships!!! her best friends were never less than her!! and older female best friends!! and didn’t pit her against vivian but had them grow into close friends!!#THE MOST IMPORTANT FEMINIST MEDIA OF OUR TIME

talkingperfectly-loud:

if-you-say-21-again-iwillkillyou:
becausetheintrovert:
thelifeofatubaplayer:
thelastmellophone:
espurr-roba:
consultingmoosecaptain:
dalekitsune:
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
~~Blood is thicker than water~~ The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”
It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.
what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these
society
I love how the full versions of all of these literally gives it the completely opposite meaning than the shortened versions wtF

sigmatique:

pebbles5ever:
hypno-angex:
suklaaaa:
bunnyinafez:
iwantfitbody:
madamedepompador:
winchesterwolves:
moniker-padacklyte:
zillystring:
wasereborworthit:
mellowminty:
pizzaforpresident:
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H

committedfalpal:

“That’s one for the kids there”

asksunshineandmoonbeams:

(If you haven’t watched the new episode, GO WATCH IT. (for context of course))

bevismusson:

lancerbuck:
skaifox:
wentworthsbitch:
benpaddon:
ayethatgirlrithany:
sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.
Did she not just cut her friend’s fucking legs off
The more you look at it the more bewilderingly wrong it gets.