#AfterSeptember11 trended on Twitter today. So real. White supremacy manifests in so many sinister ways. These tweets paint a vivid picture.
We can connect it on our belts.
Girls can put it on their headbands.
We can make this an actual fashion statement.
We’ll be living like actual trainers…..
WE ALL LIVE IN A POKEMON WORLD!!!!!!!
Pokemon GO looks really really really awesome
But I’ve got a ton of questions:
- How much will it (the game/app itself) cost to get?
- How do we get pokeballs?
- Are there potions/berries/scarves/other items we can get?
- How much will the items cost to get if we don’t just find/gain them randomly? Irl money? Poke-money?
- How often do legendaries appear?
- Do you really have to travel a lot to get different kinds of pokemon? How much?
- Are there pokemon only specific to different countries/regions that you literally have to buy a plane ticket just to catch?
- Are there virtual pokemon centers or pokemarts that you have to travel to to heal your pokemon?
- Do you get a starter?
- Do you get to pick your starter?
- What are your choices of a starter?
And most important of all:
WILL I BE ABLE TO JUST HANG OUT WITH MY POKEMON AND INTERACT WITH THEM WITHOUT FIGHTING OR ANYTHING SO WE CAN BECOME FRIENDS?????
And last. Will it be for google glass so people who have GG won’t have to look at their phone and can live in the augmented reality at all times?
Imagine just being one of the best players in the world and people flocking to battle you.
The best Ice Trainer is in Maine and suddenly that becomes a great tourist destination.
A great Steel Trainer is the owner of a cafe near the Eiffel Tower, and casually sips coffee while battling you from a wirework chair
Two famous Water and Fire Trainers that live in Hawaii, and sometimes just randomly switch places to mess with people.
The best ghost type trainers are in Cairo (The Pyramids are giant tombs) and by Shinto Temples.
The best Electric trainer runs a pokemon-themed store in Akihabara.
Rock Type? Grand Canyon Tour Guide.
But then there will be the weird ones, trainers worth visiting who specialize in Dragons, but live in the middle of a city, say, Lagos. Or a Legendary collector who lives in London, but has been around the world. Chasing down that one couple who travels around the world battling only with a level 99 Sandslash.
Professional marathon (Or what have you) runners who become professional pokemon breeders because of their enormous step counts.
Imagine, in some years, when the pokemon generation is older, heads of state who tweet out, ‘Found Arceus in White House. Rest safe knowing it guards this nation’
Imagine people setting up small shops to do nothing mor than to battle trainers who pay to test their skill. Real world pokemon gyms if you will.And full on global competitions that ends in japan at gamefreak where you battle four of the strongest people in the world before meeting him. Satoshi Tajiri. The creator of pokemon as the eternal pokemon champion. Your final battle before completing your journey.
It’s actually pretty good. I’m liking it a lot. Even though by now every idea has been butchered and used in every possible way by others.
Why did they remake Star Trek: Wrath of Khan into that terrible “Into Darkness” Movie when they could have taken any of these old episodes, update them, and use them as a template for something grand! These episodes are brimming with ideas!
Not gonna lie, Into darkness would have been better had they just casted someone other than crinklehop bandersnatch because ID kahn is more of a rogue but WoK kahn is a warrior. blanderpop wasn’t the right person to cast for kahn.
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
ancient engineer: hey i want to design something tall for the priests but every time i build anything really high up the whole fucking building falls over
ancient engineer 2: have you considered stacking the levels so that it cant fall over because the top is smaller than the bottom, also putting the keystones in places so the base doesnt break
ancient engineer: your’e a goddamn genius. here’s a key to my clay + thatch hut and fuck my wife
