This is important.
an (un)welcome guest…
[Absolute silence.
The camera pans to the side, and SUDDENLY MEGALOVANIA BLARES OUT.]
by Jim Benton
OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE
It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.
if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think you will never in your life fuck up as badly as david cameron, the prime minister of the united kingdom, whose political gamble in calling this referendum has completely backfired and britain has not only voted to leave the eu but it might also cause scotland and northern ireland to break up from the union. so if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think of dave and how he, the prime minister of the united kingdom, has single-handedly put at risk the economic prosperity, political stability and unity of his country for the advancement of his own political career and that he will now probably have to resign knowing that this will be his legacy
well at least now he won’t only be remembered as the guy who face fucked a dead pig

human butterscotch never fails to make me laugh my ass off
the snoot
If he tells a lie, does it grow longer?
UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader
its like they’re not even the same species.




