Silver Tongue
rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:
“ This is important.
”

rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

This is important.

rathianrosa:

elasticitymudflap:

an (un)welcome guest…

[Absolute silence.

The camera pans to the side, and SUDDENLY MEGALOVANIA BLARES OUT.]

wi-fu:
“ x
”
tookingabout:
“ holmesianpose:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ by Jim Benton
”
OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE
”
It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.
”

tookingabout:

holmesianpose:

tastefullyoffensive:

by Jim Benton

OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE

It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.

grumpsaesthetics:

arthoebeyonce:

if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think you will never in your life fuck up as badly as david cameron, the prime minister of the united kingdom, whose political gamble in calling this referendum has completely backfired and britain has not only voted to leave the eu but it might also cause scotland and northern ireland to break up from the union. so if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think of dave and how he, the prime minister of the united kingdom, has single-handedly put at risk the economic prosperity, political stability and unity of his country for the advancement of his own political career and that he will now probably have to resign knowing that this will be his legacy

well at least now he won’t only be remembered as the guy who face fucked a dead pig

cyanocitta-blattidae:
“ human butterscotch never fails to make me laugh my ass off
the snoot
”
If he tells a lie, does it grow longer?

cyanocitta-blattidae:

human butterscotch never fails to make me laugh my ass off

the snoot

If he tells a lie, does it grow longer?

mx-bones:

deoxyrebornicleic:

v romantic

LOOK WHAT I FOUND

thrandilf:
“ baboushkat:
“ peterfromtexas:
“ UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader
”
its like they’re not even the same species.
” ”

thrandilf:

baboushkat:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

its like they’re not even the same species.

ganonfucker:

this is a garbage site but i have cute mutuals

scraps-is-busy:

ponybalderdashery:

piratedashmod:

ponybalderdashery:

All these blogs coming out of hiatus and even death to participate in the Somboom meme

It makes me emotional

It’s like a family reunion in a way.

Here come the waterworks

I know that feel.
Oh hey, there is that blog I liked, and it’s celebrating the end of another blog I like.