corgisocks:

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OH MY GOD ABDJAKJFKWL

chefpyro:

you know, when they said “you’ll eat more than usual while on HRT”, i didnt think they meant “your body will crave hamburgers with a furious hunger”

are there burger kings in the netherlands? you could get impossible whoppers

airsignz:

top 3 funniest things that i’ve read about animal crossing in the past couple days

1. that person on twitter saying they were genuinely being bullied by a snooty villager and also called it harassment

2. another person on twitter talking about how it’s fucked up to say that you shouldn’t wanna fuck animal crossing characters

3. this

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roguemechanic:

salty-eclair:

agonius:

manteiaa:

hotmeat89:

fieldbears:

daco-broman:

tilthat:

TIL that a captive beluga whale learned how to speak rudimentary English after 7 years in captivity; it was only known after a diver visiting his tank at night heard voices telling him to “get out” when no one else was in sight, it was actually the beluga whale.

via reddit.com

lmao I would shit myself on sight you big white bastard don’t speak up at me

Imagine a species learning to speak just so it can tell you to fuck off

is this real this is fucked

what the fuck i looked at the article and this was the photo of the whale they used im terrified

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This is what NOC the beluga whale sounded like

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I was expecting something deep in sound not this

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eddiefuckinkaspbrak:

obsidiancreates:

sabrecmc:

sailorslayer3641:

bookshop:

teiledesganzen:

ronstormer:

effinglioness:

ninjabrianhasanstd:

mortallyfoolish:

Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. It’s so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesn’t change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks don’t do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. She’ll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model

Same.

Elle Woods 4ever

I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying “Oh look, it’s that stupid movie again.” as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with “Oh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.”

Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon. 

And don’t forget that she has serious female friends and wins the case by way of her specialist knowledge of so-called “feminine things” that no one else takes seriously enough to even bother with.

The movie also passes the Bechdel test.

LET’S NOT FORGET that even though it starts with a situation where two girls are rivals for the same guy, they BOTH choose to ignore the social codes (and hollywood bylaws) that tell them they should be cat-fighting and trying to one-up each other, and instead they realize that they make good working partners and better friends and screw rivalry, AND ALSO HAVE EACH OTHER’S BACKS RE: WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT. And that it portrays sororities as places where women can learn to work together and respect each other and help each other out, which sets the stage for the way Elle treats everyone she meets for the rest of the movie. OH AND IT HAS A FAT SIDE CHARACTER WHO OVERCOMES EMOTIONAL ABUSE, IS NEVER FAT-SHAMED OR USED AS THE BRUNT OF A FAT JOKE, AND LANDS THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE ENTIRE FILM. 

ALL. OF. THIS.

It is also fairly well acknowledged in legal circles that this movie inspired a number of women to go to law school, and more particularly to apply to the Ivy Leagues.

Hmm, I’ve never watched this movie, but now I want to!

This is why I love legally blonde!!! Such a great movie!

beckaboi:

theclassicsreader:

theclassicsreader:

when shakespeare wrote “beware the ides of march” he was talking about coronavirus

when ts eliot wrote “april is the cruellest month” he was also talking about coronavirus

When Andrew Hussie named his webcomic Homestuck and had it start mid-april guess fucking what

hajnarus:

hajnarus:

Sorry for this childish comics, but I’m working on a detailed art and it was relaxing to make next to it, I have part 2 for it in my head, ify ou want I can draw it too!

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Part 2 as I promised, tbh Avdol is my fav

squidgeons:

The fucking moment I learned about objection.lol I had to make this iconic discord chat into a court argument

calladraws101:

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Switch (inspired by @kimidoodlez )