Silver Tongue

cyber-seagull404:

neonbuck:

mikkeneko:

fanficmemes:

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

well, i know about lump fish

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Good to see we’re all on the same page

liberalsarecool:

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The strongest correlation to crime rates is the inverse correlation to income.

youvebeenlivingfictional:

dragonfox-in-a-teacup:

statictay:

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

It’s called networking babe

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you’ve made it

mayordog:
“ please you’re killing it put it back in the water
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mayordog:

please you’re killing it put it back in the water

whatamidoingqueer:

normanii:

Lil Nas X, I sentence you to five years in Montero State prison.
#FREELILNASX | INDUSTRY BABY COMING JULY 23

ok but the way that lil nas x is literally condemning himself for being gay and then being sent to “montero state prison” (when his real name is montero) is a fucking genius way to characterize internalized homophobia

WHAT KIND OF TRADWIFE RUNS OUT OF OLIVE OIL

Anonymous

normal-horoscopes:

– Last words of Benito Mussolini, 1945

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

skullservants:

ok Pokemon Go using Hoopa’s rings as an explanation for how every Legendary Pokemon is showing up in raids today is actually brilliant

ikeamalmdressers:

vergak:

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